OGBoards First! - Baby Birth Chat Thread!

[birdman]

Based on her belly button, this turkey is done

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

did you sweep the membrane?

Yes

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Okay, dude. Call me if you need anything in the next few days - going to Durham tonight but I'll be back tomorrow.

In the meantime, give my best to the wife. What she's doing is godlike.

Have fun in Durm

 

[buckets]

did you start pitocin? what are you doing to induce?

I AM A DOULA

 

[Spot the Wonder]

We induced both kids, starting about 7 in the morning. Wife had them both by 1:30 in the afternoon.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

did you start pitocin? what are you doing to induce?

I AM A DOULA

Not ripe enough yet, doing 12hr Cervadil first

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Just met a phlebotomist nurse who is one of my favorite personality combinations - a very gregarious but cynical black former New Yorker. No matter how you meet this person, you are sure to have a conversation about New York with them, and how much they definitely don't miss it, but also southerners talk too slow and all our businesses close too early.

 

[wakephan09]

did you start pitocin?

Pitcoin is the OFFICIAL OGBoards blockchain.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Can't wait for my baby to come into this world to the soothing voices of Chapo Trap House.

 

[70inchdeac]

Dialation still at 1cm, we're gonna need a bigger boat I think

You might need a calendar to time the birth at this point. Also. Make this her happy place

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

RSF telling me he wants to come wait in the waitinf room, like dude, the waiting room is the thread, and we're all bored and uncomfortable.

 

[06deacon]

If the baby has not arrived yet, please go sleep now because you won't sleep much after that.

 

[awakeandready]

If the baby has not arrived yet, please go sleep now because you won't sleep much after that.

Agreed. If you’re starting at 1cm and 12hr cervadil seems like you could be a while...

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

If the baby has not arrived yet, please go sleep now because you won't sleep much after that.

Relaxing more now that inlaws have left, trying to sleep, wife trying to relax through contractions.

 

[LadyDeac03]

Not ripe enough yet, doing 12hr Cervadil first

If that doesn't work, ask for Cytotek (sp?). We tried to evict my first and cervadil did nothing overnight. Ended up sending us home and came back a week later. Cervadil did nothing again but cytotek finally kicked it in the next night.

 

[discdude]

lol wife's parents are here. We'll have to wait until we get home from the hospital to have sex I think. Its a wait, but i'm patient

6 weeks min...enjoy abstinence

 

[Deacfreak07]

Thought about naming the baby with a poll, the mrs vetoed that idea.

Let moonz name the baby !

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Our water broke! Mazeltov! Right? I think thats what that means

 

[Screamindemon3]

I overheard a coworker today taking about mucus plugs so that’s my contribution to the thread

Congrats and best of luck

 

[lokisapocalypse]

I couldn't even really sleep in the hospital because the nurse kept coming in every 90 minutes to check on things.