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Opinion on FB/Dating Etiquette

95% of legit girls will add you if you are sleeping together. If they don't then they are probably dating/banging out other people. Then again, you may be too. Don't bring it up. Don't add her.
 
adding someone on facebook is not nearly a big enough deal to warrant this amount of collective thought
 
More importantly, how long until you broach the subject of naked photos and/or videos? I like to get that out of the way up front.
 
He is not lying -- Rubbins does have a robust history of sending out dong pics.
 
I've just never seen a man tattoo his penis such that it resembles a coral snake. The markings are so realistic. Red on yellow, kill a fellow. Just an admirable commitment to accuracy on the part of the tattoo artist.
 
That story almost deserves a thread of its own. He started from the base and worked his way up. Took about 6 months because it's tough to keep an erection, which is required until they get towards the head. I'd pop two or three viagra and the sessions would last about 15 mins. That's about all I could stand. I was a little disappointed when we realized the last half inch or so of the tip would finish in black, because I thought red would be cool, but in hindsight the black tip is really awesome. Makes it pop.
 
RubbinsRacin said:
More importantly, how long until you broach the subject of naked photos and/or videos? I like to get that out of the way up front.
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Say Hey Deac said:
He is not lying -- Rubbins does have a robust history of sending out dong pics.
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It's 2012. If you are a single bro, you need to have a good looking, olan mills quality dong shot ready to send on a moments notice. Its as important as a business card or a headshot.
 
RubbinsRacin said:
That story almost deserves a thread of its own. He started from the base and worked his way up. Took about 6 months because it's tough to keep an erection, which is required until they get towards the head. I'd pop two or three viagra and the sessions would last about 15 mins. That's about all I could stand. I was a little disappointed when we realized the last half inch or so of the tip would finish in black, because I thought red would be cool, but in hindsight the black tip is really awesome. Makes it pop.
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I was impressed that he was able to make the snake's eyes so life-like. It requires a steady hand to make such precise etchings with a tattoo needle. That guy should have been a surgeon.
 
TheTwinAndreBen said:
It's 2012. If you are a single bro, you need to have a good looking, olan mills quality dong shot ready to send on a moments notice. Its as important as a business card or a headshot.
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Couldn't agree more. A well timed dong pic gives a great read on a ladies personality and potential. I don't mean an "i barely know you" creeper pic. You have to know the chick before engaging so you get a good read. It's like reading a tough putt. Takes practice.
 
Facebook is nothing but trouble.
 
FB is for married women with kids who still want to hook up with their ex from college 1 more time.
 
Also have to give Rubbins credit for wisely choosing an oviparous species of snake that lays eggs as opposed to giving live birth. That way he was able to couple his coral snake dong tattoo with snake egg testicle tattoos.

A lot of people would have just rushed into it and tattooed their dongs to resemble an ovoviviparous species such as a gaboon viber or garter snake. Then, when they tattooed their balls to resemble snake eggs, someone would have been able to call them on their mistake. Not Rubbins.
 
The more clever/artistic play here is to tattoo the snake upside down so she gets a better look at it when she's blowing you. Looks better in porn vids too.
 
BoogityBoogity said:
FB is for married women with kids who still want to hook up with their ex from college 1 more time.
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You don't have to be married with kids to want that.

Facebook is also for people who are hotter now then they were 10 years ago to show off.
 
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