Peeing in the shower

[PhDeac]

I work out. Reverse kagels.



I just wait until I know its primed and ready to go.



whoa whoa whoa. just because it comes out quickly doesn't mean that I don't sit there and play candy crush for 15 minutes.

Fuck kagels.

 

[PhilliesDeacs]

FOREALZ. It's the only time of day I can really catch up on the boards.

bathroom breaks are responsible for most of my level ups in candy crush

I take all my Words With Friends turns while on the shitter. I try as often as possible to play poop-related words.

 

[wfudkn]

Why rush greatness?

 

[DistrictDeacon]

bathroom breaks are responsible for most of my level ups in candy crush

Fucking level 147.

 

[deacdiggler]

i think the reason we're faster is that girls tend to go into the bathroom when we need to go, do our business and get out. guys tend to go into the bathroom and just wait for something to happen.

What we are doing is avoiding women.

 

[Go]

If its yellow let it mellow

if its brown flush it down

 

[wakephan09]

If its yellow let it mellow

if its brown flush it down

Gross, bro, drink some water.

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

Ridiculous. Women don't poop. I've been married for 18 years and my wife has never done it to the best of my knowledge.

Your wife has 18 of impacted feces stuck in her colon. Get a metal spork and go to work on that ish before its too late.