BeachBumDeac
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Is the 1619 Project book listed in the FICTION section? Or is it more FANTASY?
How hard did you high five yourself after typing this rj-level zinger
Is the 1619 Project book listed in the FICTION section? Or is it more FANTASY?
Yeah. There's no huge fanbase begging for CNN to keep him. They could replace him with some other schmo and few people would even notice.
As of around 6:30, CNN has suspended Chris Cuomo indefinitely.
So 'Time's Up' for Fredo Cuomo???
Is the 1619 Project book listed in the FICTION section? Or is it more FANTASY?
Either way, as this board has illustrated over the years, libs are big fans of BOTH.
It's really hard for Cons to understand the concept of accountability.
tarmac meeting
Here’s the thing — Bluetooth devices really are a security risk. You can learn all about this from a few minutes of Googling. And while those risks might be negligible for private citizens like me who use AirPods mostly to listen to music or podcasts, they obviously need to be taken seriously by the vice president of the United States.
But instead of doing some basic background research or even talking to experts, the Playbook piece not only frames Harris’s headphones choice as a both sides issue — “some describing it as prudent and others suggesting it’s a bit paranoid,” it reads — but it suggests she’s doing something wrong by making the responsible choice.
“But still, should someone who travels with the nuclear football be spending time untangling her headphone wires? The American people deserve answers!” it says.
So, um, some people did something, and now CNN's Primetime slot is empty! Oh no! While we are extremely sad to see the brilliant and legendary Chris Cuomo go, there are a ton of great candidates out there who would do a great job filling his shoes! Here are the top ten possible replacements for Chris Cuomo:
#1) Jussie Smollett: He has vast experience using fake news to gin up racial hatred. A perfect fit!
#2) Ghislaine Maxwell: For her skill in protecting serial sex predators.
#3) Luigi from Super Mario Brothers: The Primetime slot has been traditionally filled by a proud Italian-American. It should be given to another Italian.
#4) A bowl of fettuccine: Another Italian classic, albeit with a slightly higher I.Q.
#5) Brian Stelter: Because it's high time this position was filled by a woman.
#6) One of those recorded messages from the airport loudspeaker that tells everyone where to find the bathrooms and newsstands: Would still provide more useful information than your average CNN host.
#7) Kamala Harris: Since she's not currently doing anything.
#8) A Pfizer sales rep: Might as well hear your typical CNN news straight from the source for once!
#9) A female CNN intern: She could spend each night telling lurid stories of all the unspeakably gross stuff that happens at CNN every day! Guaranteed ratings boost!
10) Tucker Carlson: The universe would implode.
We can't wait to see what CNN has in store for us!