Sheep Preseason Week 2: Answers due THURSDAY at 12

[DeacInVermont]

I've got a feeling I'm the Glenallen Hill of sheep. Launch 3 homers on opening day and then go right back to being my old 0.0 WAR self.

 

[bym051d]

This dude eats fruit at cookouts

You’re damn right.

This year, a friend‘s wife made watermelon salsa. It’s a fruit salsa and good as hell.

 

[mako1331]

We’ve taken cut fruit to bbqs and it’s well received. Sometimes cut a watermelon and use the rind as a basket.

it’s better than potato salad.

ITT I realize bym can’t tell the difference between feigned and real enthusiasm.

 

[bym051d]

ITT I realize bym can’t tell the difference between feigned and real enthusiasm.

Your mom’s never faked it.

 

[mako1331]

“Wow, you brought fruit. What an interesting idea”

 

[Wakeforest22890]

ITT I realize bym can’t tell the difference between feigned and real enthusiasm.

People eating fruit at BYMs cookout:

 

[BeachBumDeac]

"2. A side dish at a bbq"

did y'all interpret that to mean at a cookout, where you are having grilled burgers and dogs

or a side dish for eating smoked meat

 

[bym051d]

They’re probably eating ribs or brisket or pork shoulder at my bbq. Fruit is a side.

Don’t wait by the mailbox for an invitation.

"2. A side dish at a bbq"

at a cookout

Fixed the quote.

 

[mako1331]

"2. A side dish at a bbq"

did y'all interpret that to mean at a cookout, where you are having grilled burgers and dogs

or a side dish for eating smoked meat

The latter

 

[BeachBumDeac]

okay bym if you read the question like that it is even more wild

 

[bym051d]

My bbqs are usually smoked meat anyway.

If it was smoked meat at a bbq place, it would be slaw, collards, mac and cheese, etc.

 

[mako1331]

Bym is to fruit barbecue as 22 is to law school tiers.

 

[DeaconCav06]

Strawberry
Mac and Cheese

 

[cookoutdeac]

Strawberry
Mac and Cheese

my first hunch was to put mac'n'cheese because it's my favorite bbq side usually, but i realized it probably is not the most common thing, especially for people that might interpret the question to mean any general "cookout"

 

[mako1331]

Y’all go t-shirt for the beach souvenir?

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Strawberry
Mac and Cheese

This is the way

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Y’all go t-shirt for the beach souvenir?

I legit couldn't think of anything so I put shark's tooth after "no seashell" comment. I now however realize that I was solely focused on "what do people bring literally from the beach home" so that's probably a bad bad answer.

 

[cookoutdeac]

Y’all go t-shirt for the beach souvenir?

fuck man I went panic mode for that one and put hermit crab 😂

 

[mako1331]

fuck man I went panic mode for that one and put hermit crab 😂

I think the splits will be crazy today.

 

[DeacInVermont]

Y’all go t-shirt for the beach souvenir?

crabs. also considered herpes.