Sheep Week 4: Answers due Friday at 12

[WindyCityDeac]

what the fuck is going on with plums? Plums?? You all are ridiculous. No body is eating gd plums at the rate they eat mangos

because plums are right next to the peaches and nectarines in the grocery aisle. Mangos are over with all the dragon fruit and papaya and shit

 

[WindyCityDeac]

Proud (?) to admit my new sheep spreadsheet has been updated to include three nested vlookups, a custom pivot table template, some fuzzy cleaning of inputs via R, and my dumb ass just learned about the syntax for “LARGE” so I’m not manually calculating drop weeks like previous seasons! Got through 60+ submissions, updated team and individual scores with drops and posted results in like 25 min this week.

I can’t imagine how high I could fly if I tried this hard at my actual job.

i'm not gonna lie. my nipples tingled reading this

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Google says it's more popular.

Google says more people in this blessed country prefer turkey to ham?? I mean good lord the country’s going to shit

 

[PhDeac]

Google says more people in this blessed country prefer turkey to ham?? I mean good lord the country’s going to shit

Two major religions don't eat ham.

 

[deacon14]

I missed the reveal but it appears that I did bad

 

[BeachBumDeac]

Google says more people in this blessed country prefer turkey to ham?? I mean good lord the country’s going to shit

anytime there is an answer that is more common and more bland and boring, it's probably the right sheep answer

 

[BeachBumDeac]

in other words turkey is the CBS sitcom of deli meats

 

[Dali Llama]

Probably deserves to go in the unpopular opinion thread, but ham as the standalone meat in a sandwich...stinks.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

anytime there is an answer that is more common and more bland and boring, it's probably the right sheep answer

My logic, mangos more common in grocery stores and prepared foods in America than plums or apricots. Mango is everywhere.

 

[deacdiggler]

i think using google as a proxy for what "the man on the street" thinks is stupid

 

[deacdiggler]

i have a lot more fun trying to think of what the right answer is, although i suck at it; if everyone googled every question and went with it we'd all have perfect scores and no one wins

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

i have a lot more fun trying to think of what the right answer is, although i suck at it; if everyone googled every question and went with it we'd all have perfect scores and no one wins

Based on the feedback in this thread, it appears that even if these highly regarded individuals googled everything, they still wouldn't get them all.

 

[BeachBumDeac]

I am fine with googling because the most easily googled answer is usually not the best sheep answer.

Something about searching past sheep threads does feel closer to cheating though

 

[awakeandready]

Fucking potatoes

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Two major religions don't eat ham.

Heard. Counterpoint turkey is garbage

 

[BeachBumDeac]

Heard. Counterpoint turkey is garbage

Sure but it didn’t say name the best deli meat. It said name A deli meat.

 

[rawarr]

What do I win?

 

[deacdiggler]

what IS the best deli meat and if not pastrami, why do you hate food

 

[RedSoxFaithful]

Potatoes over carrots and South America over Asia fucked me p hard

 

[IamThunderbolt]

Google says more people in this blessed country prefer turkey to ham?? I mean good lord the country’s going to shit

Lots of people don’t fuck with ham.