Sheep Week 6: Answers due Friday at 12

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

Individual season standings

	1	2	3	4	5	6	Reg season Total
jamessokolove	384	382	421	422	357	442	2051
redandwhite	441	380	452	411	299	358	2042
PhDeac	417	356	410	441	280	406	2030
juicecrewallstar	454	359	409	364	319	424	2010

we chose the wrong durham-affiliated teammate, it seems

but big ups to BBD for coming through this week

 

[mako1331]

Did our team actually win a week? Well done, fellas.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Man, I finished 25th this week and my team didn't even need my score. Nice job brothers !!

 

[mako1331]

Vibrator as an answer is going to live in my head rent free for a week at least. Just CACKLING over here.

Every Friday someone in my third period asks "what are you laughing so hard about, Coach Mako" and the answer is invariably Windy.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

I am going to be v salty if (when) this happens, I GET photo albums, but there is no fucking way a majority of people in this day and age own library cards

Libby

I use my library card nearly every day

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Also figured 10 flights and 100 years would be out of reasonable bounds and went 5 and 75.

Yeah, I really wasn’t considering people who travel for work.

 

[DeacsATS]

In 2023 why do you have a library card? I'll take the hit on Taylor Swift as I thought there were a bunch it could've been and just picked the wrong one.

The one I have a real issue with is the Serial Killer one. That one is literally set up for Michael Meyers and Halloween. How the hell did so many people end up on Silence of the Lambs?

Halloween is my favorite horror movie, so I understand what you're saying.

However, as others have said, it's viewed as more of a horror movie. Silence of the Lambs won Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Director (and more). It also gave us the most iconic serial killer in movie history.

I didn't even consider any other answers.

I think you're overthinking it.

 

[Biff Tannen]

As Woody Harrelson notes in Natural Born Killers, there is a difference between a serial killer and a mass murderer. Michael Myers is a mass murderer.

 

[Dali Llama]

When I think serial killer movies, I think psychological profiles and police investigations. There are like 5 movies I think of for that question before Halloween (Lambs being the clear-cut obvious 1st pick).

 

[deactherunner]

9. Something that requires batteries

but it doesn't require batteries (plural), provided by you, as the question definitely implies

Technically, all those AAs you put in your remote are whatever are cells, and them operating together constitutes a single battery. (Probably not relevant to sheep).

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

Not top 3:

wakelaw2006	445
hogie	445
tic	444
deachus	443
jamessokolove	442
donkey deac doug	441
mako1331	439
beachbumdeac	437
mydeaconmyhand	436
deaconcav06	436
dali llama	424
juicecrewallstar	424
shooshmoo	423
timdunkandthefunk	422
rawarr	419
orangeterrapin	418
terps2001	418
deacdiggler	418
hildrethfan815	414
cookoutdeac	414
deac_tracy	412
biff ochocinco tannen	409
twiggaterp	407
phdeac	406
brianrandall	401
deacon14	400
freakadeac	398
deachawk	393
iodeac	387
deacsfan27	381
bym051d	372
wakelaw13	372
hamsterhuey	371
deacinvermont	367
deaconblue	366
timmyclutch	366
toogs	364
tigerswood	363
redandwhite	358
deacdetejas	358
youngbuck95	354
terp80	351
deac6	349
discdude	348
rocket	345
wakeforest22890	344
chrisL68	343
terpbe	340
kory	338
deactherunner	327
awakeandready	326
bernbp5	324
deacfan2009	319
gooner	318
iamthunderbolt	308
deacvision7	301
wakegrrl	272
windycitydeac	233

YO BIFF, HOW MY ASS TASTE?

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

That life vest question really saved Townie from a bunch of people getting a perfect score.

That single question had to differentiate at least five players

 

[DeacsATS]

Yeah, I really wasn’t considering people who travel for work.

I think I'm at about 48 flights a year. Round trip 2x/month. If you really travel for work, you could do WAY more than that.

My SAHM wife probably takes 4 flights a year.

I took those numbers and then added some estimates on post-COVID travel from reputable data sources and then ran a regression of the results skewed in a way that I thought would represent this board and the inherent biases that everyone brings to the table.

And then I took that Excel file, printed it out, and set it on fire because the Sheep answer is 10.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Library is a good place to take a nap, use free Wi-Fi, and take a dump. But I don't think you need a library card for any of that.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

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Awesome. Now I also have juices library card for my Libby.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

you're really still gonna stand behind vibrator??

Eyebrow waggle

 

[DeacsATS]

I just noticed Windy scored an 82 last week and now I have to go back and read that thread that I've avoided over the last week because of my shame for not submitting answers.

Thanks, Windy.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

i am questioning everything about my life after this week

 

[bym051d]

As Woody Harrelson notes in Natural Born Killers, there is a difference between a serial killer and a mass murderer. Michael Myers is a mass murderer.

or a spree killer. Didn’t figure it matters for sheep.

 

[DeaconCav06]

10 flights is five trips assuming you’re not connecting on any of them.

Library card screwed me.