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SHIT IS GETTING REAL IN CHARLOTTE!

GoNiners

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Less than 90 days till the balance of power in college football across the southeast (and by default, nationally) shits itself towards Charlotte and we now have uniforms.

Preparing to see the uniforms. Just wait you won't be disappointed.

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Coach Brad Lambert motivating players:

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First Touchdown Pose. Lambert exhibits emotion unlike his stonefaced mentor Jim Grobe.

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Do NOT fuck with us.

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This may be confusing to you, but not everyone on the team has the same number. We are the 49ers and they all wore number 49 for the unveiling of the uniforms but there's not actually a player on the team who wears number 49. I think that in a few years we will select a player who is special or an all american and let him be the first to wear number 49 for the Charlotte 49ers but it hasn't happened yet. When the players go to the NFL they will probably all wear number 49 as an homage to their alma mater or they will demand a trade to the 49ers who play in San Francisco.

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These men would run through a wall for Coach Brad Lambert.

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Stalking success as they move into the crowds.

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Men cower and women kneel before their new masters.

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http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/06/01/4080322/charlotte-49ers-reveal-football.html
 
GoNiners said:
Less than 90 days till the balance of power in college football across the southeast (and by default, nationally) shits itself towards Charlotte
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This was funny. Are they literally going to point their asses in the direction of Charlotte and cut loose in their pants, or was that supposed to be "shifts"?

I actually do like those uniforms. Sharp.
 
VaDeac said:
This was funny. Are they literally going to point their asses in the direction of Charlotte and cut loose in their pants, or was that supposed to be "shifts"?

I actually do like those uniforms. Sharp.
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No, you see, Charlotte is a woman's name. As it is used for the Queen City it very much resembles their west coast buddies and their gold digging exercises. So yes, the 49'ers will raise their collective asses but they will be on the take...eagerly awaiting a Gamecock or some other mascot to arrive and pound the back gate.
 
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That first photo looks like he's going through the scanner at airport security.
 
49ers is the lamest name ever. It has none of the history of the West Coast and according to google the name stems from the school almost being closed in 1949. Embarrassing.
 
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