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Sloth And Egg Do Wilmywood

2001, lived in wilmington with some buds after graduating wake and before starting more school. best. time. ever.

keep up the good work.
 
sloth: THE FUCKING BUG BITE/HIVES EGG
like they're everywhere
WHAT IS GOING ON
me: Hahahaha
sloth: it's hives i think
but like...FROM WHAT?
laundry detergent?
maker's mark?
what the FUCK
like they keep popping up
me: That chick
sloth: lol it started before that
 
Sloth: this seriously sucks
could it be matt's laundry detergent?
if that's the case my WHOLE load of laundry needs to be rewashed
i just don't know, i don't know what the fuck is going on
me: Mabes
I break out sometimes randomly tho
Sloth: GOD
it's EVERYWHERE
like
and i CAN'T stop scratching
me: STOP!
Sloth: it's impossible
i'm miserableeeee
me: Lolol
 
Egg said:
I want to negrep this....but I won't because ignorance and stupidity are two different things.

My friend, Wilmington is loaded with hot chicks. There is a college here, at the beach, that has 17,000 students, 60% of them women. Put the pieces together
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Just a friendly public service annoucement: Before calling out the ignorance or stupidity of another, at least double-check your facts. Pretty sure UNC-W does not have 17,000 students.

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RubbinsRacin said:
2001, lived in wilmington with some buds after graduating wake and before starting more school. best. time. ever.

keep up the good work.
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Just be careful of ghost children living in the apartment below you. Also be careful not to disrespect any stoop-dwelling frogs. That's a good way to get your ass killed.
 
I suppose you're right. Wiki says 13,000, but I would guess higher. Cape Fear has about 8,000 students as well, so minimum 21K. Regardless, the women are hot and bountiful.
 
Finally, please let us know if you run into any friendly top-hat wearing gentleman on your way home from the bars that invites you back to his place to "sit in the hot tub, drink some wine, and watch some porno." This might not be obvious at first (if you are as hammered as I was) but he probably wants to bang you.
 
That story deserves to be told:

Our first night out in downtown Wilmington after having moved there to live for the summer, we're getting into a cab to go home and this solo older dude wearing a seersucker suit and like a white fedora jumps in the cab with us. Fedora Guy is in the front, me, Rubbins, and our other roomie are in the back.

The cabbie is going to drop Fedora Guy off first. We are hammered, Rubbins especially so because Rubbins tends to get especially hammered. Fedora Guy takes an instant shine to Rubbins, although I can't remember what specifically they were talking about.

In any event, we arrive at Fedora Guy's apartment, which is at a fairly normal-looking apartment off Market Street. Fedora Guy invites RubbinsRacin to stay for a nightcap. Rubbins asks Fedora Guy what they would do if Rubbins stayed. Fedora Guy replies that they would sit in his hot tub, drink red wine, and watch porno (pronounced in a very southern gentlemanly-sounding way, like "paw-nah"). Rubbins replies that he thinks that plan sounds awesome and starts to get out of the cab.

Sitting next to Rubbins, I put my hand on his shoulder as he's opening the door and suggest that's a bad idea. Rubbins, being a (how to put this nicely) ignitable drunk, tells me to get my goddamn hand off him, that he's going to go inside and get hammered with this guy and there's nothing we can do about it. Rubbins steps out of the car and then, for whatever reason, has a change of heart and gets back in the cab. We go home and go to bed.

He didn't remember much of this the next day, so we got to explain to him about how he almost got raped by an old man wearing a fedora. Funny sidebar: we were out in downtown Wilmington literally 4 or 5x/week for the rest of that summer and never saw that dude again until the very last night. He was still rocking the seersucker and fedora.
 
Say Hey Deac said:
That story deserves to be told:

Our first night out in downtown Wilmington after having moved there to live for the summer, we're getting into a cab to go home and this solo older dude wearing a seersucker suit and like a white fedora jumps in the cab with us. Fedora Guy is in the front, me, Rubbins, and our other roomie are in the back.

The cabbie is going to drop Fedora Guy off first. We are hammered, Rubbins especially so because Rubbins tends to get especially hammered. Fedora Guy takes an instant shine to Rubbins, although I can't remember what specifically they were talking about.

In any event, we arrive at Fedora Guy's apartment, which is at a fairly normal-looking apartment off Market Street. Fedora Guy invites RubbinsRacin to stay for a nightcap. Rubbins asks Fedora Guy what they would do if Rubbins stayed. Fedora Guy replies that they would sit in his hot tub, drink red wine, and watch porno (pronounced in a very southern gentlemanly-sounding way, like "paw-nah"). Rubbins replies that he thinks that plan sounds awesome and starts to get out of the cab.

Sitting next to Rubbins, I put my hand on his shoulder as he's opening the door and suggest that's a bad idea. Rubbins, being a (how to put this nicely) ignitable drunk, tells me to get my goddamn hand off him, that he's going to go inside and get hammered with this guy and there's nothing we can do about it. Rubbins steps out of the car and then, for whatever reason, has a change of heart and gets back in the cab. We go home and go to bed.

He didn't remember much of this the next day, so we got to explain to him about how he almost got raped by an old man wearing a fedora. Funny sidebar: we were out in downtown Wilmington literally 4 or 5x/week for the rest of that summer and never saw that dude again until the very last night. He was still rocking the seersucker and fedora.
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hahaha wow how did this not get told until now. where did you guys drink at usually??
 
downtown: firebellys a lot especially for dollar taco night, level 5 a lot. on wrightsville: the old buddys (now lagerheads) and the place by the pier (now I think called buddys) that had $5 all you can drink night. that's what I mainly recall, I'm sure there were many more...lots of strands in the ol' duders head.
 
RubbinsRacin said:
downtown: firebellys a lot especially for dollar taco night, level 5 a lot. on wrightsville: the old buddys (now lagerheads) and the place by the pier (now I think called buddys) that had $5 all you can drink night. that's what I mainly recall, I'm sure there were many more...lots of strands in the ol' duders head.
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Cool. Yeah it's called Buddys. All very good places. I'ma fan of Lagerheads. Dollar tacs ftw.
 
in my office:

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Brought a tear to my eye when I saw one of those stickers on a car in Washington State when I lived there.
 
heading to figure 8 on friday and probably out with friends on saturday downtown... perhaps i'll run into this egg/sloth festival of drunkenness
 
Level 5 had just opened when we moved there and was a great place to drink.

Rubbins had a great conversation with a bartender at Firebelly's about the Steve Buscemi stabbing incident.

The place on the corner of Front Street and Princess Street that has been 10,000 different things (according to google maps it is now called Caffe Phoenix) used to be called Paleo Sun. They had this hippie guy who would paint to some funky lounge music. Roomie 3 loved that place.

REAL late night, we would often end up at this chill lounge bar above a French restaurant on Market Street right beside the record store. We were always waaaaaay too drunk to be there, which made it fun.

The place by Johnny Mercer's pier, now called Buddy's, used to have $5 all you can drink on Wednesday night. One night I was talking to this chick, when Rubbins walks by carrying a severed barracuda head in his bare hands.

Had MANY great nights sitting on the counter outside of the old Buddy's, now Lagerheads.

We lived in the Crosswinds Apartments over off the 17th Street Extension. Supposedly Katie Holmes lived nearby, but we never saw her (probably because it was summer and they weren't filming).

Although we were all poor, we ate Flaming Amy's constantly. Rubbins delivered pizza for Domino's. I worked at a daycare as a camp counselor for 5 and 6 year olds. Roomie 3 followed my lead and worked at a sketchy 24/7 daycare in someone's house. Good times.

This thread makes me happy. That may have well been the best time of my entire life.

NOTE: the above kind of reads like an rjkarl story
 
I would but unfortunately I'm only going to be in town for a day/night. Squeezing in a visit to my boys in Wilmington and my family outside Raleigh before packing and moving on the 31st.
 
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