STOP THE PRESSES!!!!! Te'o is slow

[Demon09]

Please tell me you came up with that, 09.

I'm too dumb to remember jokes. If I retell them it's usually just the slurs and a lot of gesturing.

 

[GoDeacsGo]

Despite his poor combine performance he still manges to ink a shoe deal. He says "the most comfortable shoes he's ever worn".
http://www.lowdensitylifestyle.com/media/uploads/2009/10/large_run1.jpg

 

[RJKarl]

Eharmony has also signed him.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Despite his poor combine performance he still manges to ink a shoe deal. He says "the most comfortable shoes he's ever worn".
http://www.lowdensitylifestyle.com/media/uploads/2009/10/large_run1.jpg

:laugh:

Eharmony has also signed him.

:rimshot:

 

[liveanddiedeac]

:laugh:


:rimshot:

"Eharmony, our scientific match-making process is so exact that you can fall deeply in love with someone without ever even meeting them, just ask former Notre-Dame great and Heisman trophy runner-up Mante Te'o."

 

[Teamramrod]

Te'o in an interview after his run when asked what he was running in his training.....

"Well I was running around 4.6... 4.5... It was just a long day."

 

[TWDeac]

What a douche.

 

[SMUDeac]

Ugh. This guy has Jerry Jones written all over him. Gag.

 

[Teamramrod]

I may believe his story about Kekua more than I believe he's ever been in the 4.5's

 

[liveanddiedeac]

I may believe his story about Kekua more than I believe he's ever been in the 4.5's

Oh he's run a 4.5 before, it's just the last 10 yards didn't really exist.