I was in Italy while at Wake and got terrible allergies/hayfever from the pollution in Rome. Constant sneezing. Sneezed so hard it hurt one time, and I yelled "GOD DAMMIT!!!" out of exhausted frustration.....
...in the Sistine Chapel.
Hit a bad shot on a par 3 once and a goose started hissing at me/coming towards me. Chucked my 9 iron at it and hit it square in the neck. It's neck was still shaped like an L when I finished the hole.
Along those lines as a young teen just screwing around I threw a baseball at a dove about 30 yards away and actually hit it crushed it and killed it.