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The fight.

TownieDeac said:
It was a novel opportunity without question.

When I look back upon the regrets in my life, I would like to think I will have but a few.

Long term girlfriend for the first part of college;
The time I made my dad take me home from the monster truck rally because it was too loud (I was four, but still, wtf PUSSY);
Missing out on the journey of a lifetime, a.k.a. editing rjkarl's "A Story Almost Told"
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"novel" opportunity. Yuck yuck. :rimshot:
 
ChrisPaul3 said:
Finally, someone makes this point. I've always felt this way about the "participation ribbon" generation, but I've never seen anybody have the balls to actually say it out loud. That's because, and as a former pool champion (9-time Cleveland Open winner, look it up) in his early 60s, I am well-equipped to say this: our generation is still coddling these youngsters. We never call them on their shit. We need to stop giving them "participation ribbons" and start telling them that they actually suck and are losers and that we're the really cool guys with awesome stories. My grandfather fought in WW1, my father lived through a depression and then took on Tojo at Guadalcanal, I once ate breakfast with Paul Hornung, and what the fuck have you people done?

I can remember when my son was playing tee ball, and he fucking sucked alligator balls. He couldn't even catch a routine fly and I was like "you little motherfucker. You need to be Mickey Mantle or my life is fucking meaningless, you goddamn runt." So anyway, end of the season, I go up to the coach and I say "let's get these little dickheads some trophies even though they all suck. If I get enough trophies in his bedroom, I can pretend he's a great athlete and maybe get some pussy out of it or something." And the coach was like "way ahead of you, brodog, bought them before the season even started".

Anyway, fast forward 25 years, and this kid is some kind of lawyer or some shit. And I admit I fell asleep at the wheel a little bit when I realized this loser wasn't gonna make any real cheese playing in the big leagues, and his mom and stepdad sort of did the heavy lifting, I'm a big man, I can admit that, I had pool to the play and pussy to slay. But whatever, I'm still his dad, so I get in a little hot water because I accidentally tried to start a midget slavery ring, and I call this kid for some lawyering or whatever you call it. He's like "I'm an optometrist. That's not a kind of lawyer. How many times have I told you that?" You believe that? The fucking balls. You bet your ass I brought up the trophy I got him when he was 5. I got you something for nothing and you won't even give me a lot more for even less? Pssssh. This country is going to dickville fast, glad I won't be around to see it.
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:bowrofl:
 
Not trying to start anything, but this pm was waiting for me in my inbox this morning

and I'm a dead squirrel for god's sake.

TownieDeac said:
RJ is giant pussy. He hides behind his computer. He makes up stories to seem cool, but everyone knows he is a loner who makes up stories. Guy hasn't been laid in 30 years, if ever. It's really sad to watch and I suspect he has dementia. Plus, he is a horrible writer.
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To be clear, rj, I didn't send Seizures that PM. You know I do all my trash talking straight to your face.
 
TownieDeac said:
It was a novel opportunity without question.

When I look back upon the regrets in my life, I would like to think I will have but a few.

Long term girlfriend for the first part of college;
The time I made my dad take me home from the monster truck rally because it was too loud (I was four, but still, wtf PUSSY);
Missing out on the journey of a lifetime, a.k.a. editing rjkarl's "A Story Almost Told"
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So that is where it all started.
 
TownieDeac said:
To be clear, rj, I didn't send Seizures that PM. You know I do all my trash talking straight to your face.
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Seizures is most likely another Moonz fail at "comedy".

Hell, I'd even bet on you versus him on that....
 
IrishSlim said:
WHO IS CHUCK
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ok rj our dirty laundry is out there now

i kill lick indie rock butthole, only bang hippies, and LIE and you try to take advantage of people and are really, really good at insults and short stories about geopolitics

can we bury the hatchet now?

i am sitting in an office right now, which is a building where i go every weekday and they pay me every couple weeks
 
TownieDeac said:
They're all conceivably true.

Most of rj's jabs at me are almost true, since they're mostly beard based, and I haven't met a bevy of 60s pop stars.
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I didn't meet many 60s pop stars.....much of that was before my time.....but my uncle did own the record company for Bobby Rydell, the Orlons, Chubby Checker and others.
 
TownieDeac said:
ok rj our dirty laundry is out there now

i kill lick indie rock butthole, only bang hippies, and LIE and you try to take advantage of people and are really, really good at insults and short stories about geopolitics

can we bury the hatchet now?

i am sitting in an office right now, which is a building where i go every weekday and they pay me every couple weeks
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RJKarl said:
I didn't meet many 60s pop stars.....much of that was before my time.....but my uncle did own the record company for Bobby Rydell, the Orlons, Chubby Checker and others.
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chubby checker would fit right in around here
 
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