So as not to monopolize the chat thread, I felt it necessary to start a new thread here. Some are using this time of social distancing to bond with family, others to dedicate themselves to spiritual and physical health. Perhaps one among us now is currently crafting the great American novel. I say fuck all that noise. I hereby dedicate my quarantine life to solving the greatest conflict the boards have known, the eternal battle between RJ and the usual suspects. If I can accomplish this, than my impending corona or toddler related demise shall not be in vain.
I hereby open negotiations with the following request. Rj, please craft a list of the usual suspects in a timely manner. Afterwards, if you find yourself on the list, you may in turn ask a single request of RJ, which, if I find reasonable and practical, I will ask Rj to adhere to, on the condition that you in turn adhere to a similarly practical and reasonable request from RJ in turn. You may rest on my impartiality here, as I love you all equally. Except for angus, sailor, and 22. Seriously, fuck those guys.
Rj, please proceed as expeditiously as possible. Time is of the essence. Though the world crumbles around us, it’s not too late to salvage a pale glimmer of hope in the waning days of humanity, and civilizations that emerge from the wreckage of our once mighty world may point to these accords as a time of reason despite the insanity that encroaches upon us all as we speak.
