The Official "Ohhh Florida" Thread

[PhDeac]

Pure Florida awesomeness.

 

[ONW]

Florida, you done did it again!

Cops: Teen's Photos Show Dog Licking Her “Vagina Approximately 30 Times”

The photos aren't in this link, but you can see the subject matter.

http://gawker.com/cops-teens-photos..._source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[deacobell]

 

[YankeeInAtlanta]

Florida man has consexual sex with dolphin.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2934586/Man-SEX-dolphin-1970s-claims-new-film-performing-mammal-one-seduced-him.html

 

[ONW]

You never fail!

"Florida woman shoots out window of truck, accuses driver of stealing her mango"

http://www.wktv.com/news/Florida_wo...uck_accuses_driver_of_stealing_her_mango.html

 

[GoDeacsGo]

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2015/7/6/8902327/florida-state-quarterback-deandre-johnson-arrest-assault-incident-video

 

[CarlSpackler88]

FSU needs to find another QB stat.

 

[deaconson]

Poor dog.

 

[Deacon923]

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/3_lawyers_maliciously_set_up_opposing_counsel_for_mid_trial_dui_arrest_refe

Tampa lawyers conspire to set up opposing counsel for a DUI arrest in the middle of a high-profile trial.

Sadly, the article has no photos of the paralegal who apparently used her charms to convince the victim to drink and then drive her car.

 

[DeaconCav06]

I was driving through Tampa to Orlando the day that the judge was taking testimony in the case about whether there had been misconduct and if there should be a mistrial. One of the local DJs hated the guy on trial and was playing se of the testimony. It is totally mind boggling what happened.

 

[Biff Tannen]

http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/3_lawyers_maliciously_set_up_opposing_counsel_for_mid_trial_dui_arrest_refe

Tampa lawyers conspire to set up opposing counsel for a DUI arrest in the middle of a high-profile trial.

Sadly, the article has no photos of the paralegal who apparently used her charms to convince the victim to drink and then drive her car.

Here you go.

 

[deaconson]

Here you go.

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is that how it works?

 

[Biff Tannen]

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is that how it works?

That's part of why she got him drunk.

 

[Brangus]

Leprosy outbreak.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/21/health/florida-leprosy-cases-armadillos-irpt/index.html

 

[ONW]

That's part of why she got him drunk.

lol

 

[BillBrasky]

GO GATA

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/woman-offers-sex-to-cops-765039

Wood. She's the perfect amount of skanky and self-reliant for me.

 

[Biff Tannen]

According to Engert’s Facebook page, she is studying philosophy at the University of Florida.

Lollercoaster.

 

[avalon]

Video: Escaped monkey eats mail, damages Florida cop car

 

[deacondamo]

http://gawker.com/school-board-to-pay-600-000-over-death-of-teens-who-we-1735168352

Principal hypnotizes teen who commits suicide the next day.

 

[PhDeac]

That's one of the weirdest Florida stories I've seen.