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The Official "Ohhh Florida" Thread

"I'm driving home drunk... Let's see if I get a DUI..."
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/l...dcasting-a-drunk-girl-driving-periscope-video

Whitney Marie Beall, 23, of Lakeland, was arrested and charged with a DUI on Saturday after using Periscope, a live video streaming platform owned by Twitter, to broadcast herself driving drunk.

Periscope videos are public and can been seen world-wide.

Periscope users called The Lakeland Police to report a possible drunk driver using the social media site. Messages were sent to the driver via Periscope asking Beall to stop driving and to pull over.
 
"Loxahatchee animal cruelty bust largest in U.S. history"

Slaughterhouse owners, employees accused of torturing animals, selling meat on black market.


ETA: I'm deleting the link because it is disgusting.
 
http://jalopnik.com/guy-busts-through-florida-building-trying-to-travel-thr-1750710505

Oh Florida. What are we going to do with you? One day, it’s a meth lab in the Walmart parking lot. Another, it’s traveling through “time” (read: walls) with a Dodge Challenger.

While an attempt at time travel sounds like the weirdest part of this car crash from last Sunday, it isn’t. It’s that the guy—whose identity isn’t released—was too lazy to go build a time machine, so he settled on using a car for his attempt. Hey, man, aren’t you going to stick out just a bit in that modern-day Dodge when you land in the year 1840 or 3050 or whenever you’re going for?

But unluckily for the driver, he didn’t get to find out the answer to that question. Wear ABC 3 reports that the only traveling his Challenger did was through a few offices, forcing three businesses to move locations following the heroic attempt at leaping through time and space:


 
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http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/279770/goat-rape-caryville-florida/

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Teen accused of running fake medical practice in West Palm Beach posed as gynecologist a year ago, officials say

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-west-palm-fake-doctor-20160216-story.html

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A South Florida teenager is in jail after he played doctor with real patients for the second time in just over a year, authorities say.

Malachi Love-Robinson, 18, known as "Dr. Robinson" to his patients, was arrested after he allegedly gave physical exams and medical advice to people — including an undercover officer — at a "holistic medical clinic" he founded in West Palm Beach.

Sources say Love-Robinson is the same teen caught in January 2015 masquerading as a doctor at St. Mary's Medical Center, peeking in on gynecology exams and keeping a wardrobe of lab coats inside his car.

Dr. Sebastian Kent, an OB/GYN whose office is on the St. Mary's Medical Center grounds, said he was amazed to hear that the same teen who had introduced himself as a doctor a year ago had been accused of impersonating a doctor a second time.

According to Healthgrades.com, a website that ranks doctors, Love-Robinson has a five-star rating, based on two reviews. The website gives Love-Robinson's age as 25, says he can speak French and lists his specialties as naturopathy, psychology and mental health.

According to his grandfather, William Robinson, it's all a big misunderstanding. He said his grandson never claimed to be a medical doctor, only a holistic doctor, and that he had received proper certification to practice.
 
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http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2016/03/21/3761659/florida-prison-gerrymandering-case/

"The Federal District Court for Florida’s Northern District ruled Monday that the prison gerrymandering in Florida’s Jefferson County unconstitutionally dilutes the voting power of its residents. By packing inmates who can’t vote into a district, but counting them when drawing electoral maps, District Judge Mark Walker said the county had violated the “one person, one vote” principle in the Constitution’s Fourteenth Amendment."
 
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