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The Official "Ohhh Florida" Thread

avalon said:
Greyhounds test positive for cocaine; Florida trainer loses license
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"It is with great sadness and disbelief this very serious charge has been brought against me," McAllister's letter read. "In the 4 week period in question my name was entered 'Trainer of Record' whilst hiring a new trainer. My awareness at age 70 is at fault to where I had 4 different helpers in this time frame, one of these undesirables had to have either dropped or administered the 'cocaine'. My only plea is that it was not me."

Lol, yeah right dude. 🤔
 
Deaconblue said:
That is some made up crap. Drinking over 25 gallons of oil would mean he consumed over 175 pounds or about 1/3 his (massive) body weight in a few minutes. Anybody who believes this tall tale, I have some prime beachfront in Arizona. Just add water.
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In. Been looking for a change of scenery. PM please.
 
"Originally Posted by PhDeac View Post
Meh. That's basic Florida.

Now this right here is premium Florida. Escaped zebra got loose, caused an accept, almost ran over a man and ran through his backyard.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/re...-traffic-crash"

What the hell is "caused an accept"? Did the zebra get accepted to the college where PH teaches? Did the zebra's credit application get accepted? Did the zebra accept his son's gay marriage?
 
RJKarl said:
"Originally Posted by PhDeac View Post
Meh. That's basic Florida.

Now this right here is premium Florida. Escaped zebra got loose, caused an accept, almost ran over a man and ran through his backyard.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/re...-traffic-crash"

What the hell is "caused an accept"? Did the zebra get accepted to the college where PH teaches? Did the zebra's credit application get accepted? Did the zebra accept his son's gay marriage?
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Are you seriously incapable of figuring out that his phone autocorrected some misspelling of accident to "accept" or is this another one of your jokes ?
 
deaconson said:
In. Been looking for a change of scenery. PM please.
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