The Official "Ohhh Florida" Thread

[Chill22]

So she likes it doggie style then.

 

[deaconson]

she visited pound town.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Man busted for having sex in public pool, chasing and trying to hit children

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20...ublic-pool-chasing-and-trying-to-hit-children

Witnesses told the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputy that Austin David Misiak was having sexual intercourse in the pool at Heather Glenn Apartments on Saturday with an unknown woman.
When they asked him to stop because there were children present, he got out and started chasing kids and trying to hit them, according to his OCSO arrest report.
He then yelled at an adult male who tried to walk away, before turning to a 15-year-old girl who told him to stop chasing the children and the other man.

 

[Buttermaker]

You would never know from his mug shot...

 

[deacphan]

Not gonna lie I had sex in the pool at the Don in high school.

 

[AnonymousDeac]

Not gonna lie I had sex in the pool at the Don in high school.

That's a pretty wide open pool. What's the story?

 

[deacphan]

We used to camp out nearby on the beach. Snuck in one of the nights for the sole purpose. Security guard interrupted after like 8 pumps.

 

[deacphan]

And by camp I mean we'd take kegs there when parties got broken up then drink and pass out on our towels until we sobered up enough to drive home and face our parents.

 

[PM please.]

Deputies: Deltona man finds bullet hole 3 days after shooting himself

 

[sailordeac]

Deputies: Deltona man finds bullet hole 3 days after shooting himself

Just think, if his "aim" had been a little better, he could have been a candidate for the Darwin Prize.

 

[sailordeac]

Not gonna lie I had sex in the pool at the Don in high school.

Not trying to disparage your accomplishment but hasn't everybody had sex in a pool.

 

[sailordeac]

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2016/03/21/3761659/florida-prison-gerrymandering-case/

"The Federal District Court for Florida’s Northern District ruled Monday that the prison gerrymandering in Florida’s Jefferson County unconstitutionally dilutes the voting power of its residents. By packing inmates who can’t vote into a district, but counting them when drawing electoral maps, District Judge Mark Walker said the county had violated the “one person, one vote” principle in the Constitution’s Fourteenth Amendment."

You have to hand it to gerrymanderers: they are relentless and creative.

 

[TARDAWG]

Immediately thought of this thread when I saw this article. Florida, the state that keeps on giving:
http://www.aol.com/article/2016/06/...ild-abduction-of-13-year-old-girl-i/21391438/

 

[Ralph Medlin]

In one week, two separate incidents of alligators chewing on dead bodies

http://www.theledger.com/article/20160607/NEWS/160609584?tc=cr

http://wsvn.com/news/local/decomposing-body-found-in-southwest-ranches-canal/

 

[avalon]

Non-Spanish-Speaking Teacher Sues Miami-Dade After She's Denied Job Teaching Spanish

 

[PhDeac]

#beckywiththebadgrades redux

 

[JamesSokolove]

bump for election night

 

[BarcaDeac]

Medical weed legalized

 

[buckets]

Go Florida!

 

[silk]

We used to camp out nearby on the beach. Snuck in one of the nights for the sole purpose. Security guard interrupted after like 8 pumps.

Not gonna lie.
In high school 8 pumps = multiple pops.