The Grades:
Looks: If you study that first photo really intently for a long period of time, you might eventually spot a fish. The easiest grade of the year.
Grade: A
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: How many boxes did Stephanie check? Nudes? Yup. Picking the kid up for sex? Yes. Supplied her own weed? Roger that. To be fair, his grades did suffer and we all know how those 8th grade GPAs will follow you around for the rest of your life, coming up in your college application process and every job interview. No, wait. That will never happen. No point deducted.
Grade: A
Intangibles: She’d pick him up at 11 p.m. and get him home at 2 a.m. and his parents needed to be told they were banging? That is the greatest combination of clueless mom and badass dad since Skyler and Walter White.
Grade: A
Overall: A. If Stephanie Peterson is not the power of the Starting Lineup in December, it’ll only mean 2018 was a hell of a year.