Say Hey Deac
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Oh man, had the double whammy last night where Boy drank an entire glass of milk and ate a BLT, then proceeded to barf it all over the carpet. Then, not 5 minutes after I'd finished cleaning that up (which, let me tell you, was a bitch), Girl finished her bottle then started crying, so I picked her up and she proceeded to puke the entire contents of her stomach all over my chest and neck. My shirt was soaked through like I'd just jumped in a swimming pool. The feeling of her puke cascading all over me for several seconds felt like when you go get your hair cut and they wash your hair with warm water from the hand sprayer. The liquid was that level of heat and force. I handed her to Wife and just immediately walked into the shower wearing all those soaked clothes and just stood there under the water for a while to rinse off. Gross.