The Whitest Thing You've Ever Done

[Ayo]

I skimmed through The Bachelor thread.

 

[Dick Whitman]

I grew up on Cape Cod. Not sure it gets much whiter

 

[CarlSpackler88]

I grew up on Cape Cod. Not sure it gets much whiter

My grandparents lived in Sandwich. Man I miss the Cape. Need to get up there this Summer.

 

[DeaconCav06]

A couple of years ago, I stayed at my buddy's place in Arlington. Several of my friends from law school were also staying there. We woke up and walked to Starbucks and then swung by the Apple Store, Barnes & Noble, and Crate & Barrel. On the way back, I ran into a friend from Wake with his fiancee. Then we went to the Georgetown game, came back and went to Trader Joe's to pick up ginger beer for Dark and Stormies.

That night we had baked ziti and cheesecake and then put suits on to go celebrate NYE at an overpriced All You Can Drink event in DC. Came home and smoked cigars on his balcony. Woke up and watched EPL and read Financial Times.

 

[marquee moon]

My grandparents lived in Sandwich. Man I miss the Cape. Need to get up there this Summer.

Now, you just eat a ton of sandwiches.

 

[marquee moon]

A couple of years ago, I stayed at my buddy's place in Arlington. Several of my friends from law school were also staying there. We woke up and walked to Starbucks and then swung by the Apple Store, Barnes & Noble, and Crate & Barrel. On the way back, I ran into a friend from Wake with his fiancee. Then we went to the Georgetown game, came back and went to Trader Joe's to pick up ginger beer for Dark and Stormies.

That night we had baked ziti and cheesecake and then put suits on to go celebrate NYE at an overpriced All You Can Drink event in DC. Came home and smoked cigars on his balcony. Woke up and watched EPL and read Financial Times.

Whitest not most pathetic

 

[RicoSuave]

I bought an R. Kelly album. Containing the song "I Believe I Can Fly".

 

[Dallas33]

I ate fried chicken using a knife and fork and then left a tip.

 

[Go]

Visited Wick, Scotland

 

[scooter84]

Harassed a manatee.

 

[lbE08]

I pay lots and lots of money to run and ride a bike and swim.

 

[PhilliesDeacs]

A couple of years ago, I stayed at my buddy's place in Arlington. Several of my friends from law school were also staying there. We woke up and walked to Starbucks and then swung by the Apple Store, Barnes & Noble, and Crate & Barrel. On the way back, I ran into a friend from Wake with his fiancee. Then we went to the Georgetown game, came back and went to Trader Joe's to pick up ginger beer for Dark and Stormies.

That night we had baked ziti and cheesecake and then put suits on to go celebrate NYE at an overpriced All You Can Drink event in DC. Came home and smoked cigars on his balcony. Woke up and watched EPL and read Financial Times.

This might be the winner.

 

[deacvision7]

I pay lots and lots of money to run and ride a bike and swim.

Yeah, that probably wins.

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

I routinely pull out.

 

[Wakefan77]

I bought a hat the other day and bent the bill.

 

[Wakefan77]

I also tried to imitate Jeff [Redacted] and felt pretty white.

 

[DeaconCav06]

This might be the winner.

At one point during the weekend I said, "This is the most stereotypical white young professional weekend I can imagine."

 

[bmoneydeac]

i own this hat.

 

[WT901]

I ate fried chicken using a knife and fork and then left a tip.

If it was baked you'd be closer.

 

[HeavyPetter]

paid full price for a flannel shirt at the LL Bean flagship store in Maine

I hit up the LL Bean Outlet store in Mancheeter, NH a couple of months ago. Total waste of time. At least it wasn't far from the airport.