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Tinder and the Dawn of the “Dating Apocalypse”

Idk wake bake read it in Cosmo or something it must be true
 
it's kind of annoying that the best message these girls can come up with on bumble is "hey"

hey is for horses ladies
 
maybe if they spent a little more time getting sexy instead of having a conference call about it there would be no problems
 
Brangus said:
Also known as fapping to so much porn from middle school on that they aren't as excited by the real thing, or can't stay excited. In one generation porn went from being something your older brother occasionally bought for you and your buddies from behind the counter at a seedy gas station to something instantly and freely available in HD on your tablet or phone. Hell I had no idea what "fisting", "tribbing" and "DP" meant in 8th grade. I'm pretty sure 8th grade boys have seen hundreds of those scenes by age 14.

It's like growing up on heroin and then trying to enjoy a couple of glasses of really fine wine. Your brain still wants the heroin.
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WakeandBake said:
I think it is this.

It still shocks me that this generation is so cavalier about their porn consumption, too. Its just all out there, among male friends - and even around women/potential mates. I don't know, I guess that just kinda seems strange to me. We had a few Penthouses under the sink in the bathroom at our house at Happy Appy, and that was about the extent of it. I didn't sit around with my male friends and talk about cranking it, it was just something you kept to yourself. Certainly didn't let on to the girls. And yeah, I don't know WTF tribbing is even now. From the looks of this article, it appears all this instant gratification on porn and dating isn't really paying dividends. Sounds like a bunch of limp dicks and unsatisfied women. Where is the upside?
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Since we're piling on with old man stories, I remember my granddad would have his Playboys laying out when we would visit. If people went out of the room, I'd sneak a peak whenever I could. And that's just naked chick pics, not video of naked chicks getting nailed and spooged on. I remember being a kid and sifting through crap left behind from a burnt down home. Somehow, we managed to find fragments of burnt pages from a Playboy. There was like a boob and a half on this burnt piece of paper and we thought we had hit the jackpot. I think my friend carried that around in his wallet. And then of course you had the days of scrambled cable where you'd watch squiggly lines on your TV because about once every couple minutes on the Playboy Channel they'd line up and you could make out what was going on.
 
EatLeadCommie said:
Since we're piling on with old man stories, I remember my granddad would have his Playboys laying out when we would visit. If people went out of the room, I'd sneak a peak whenever I could. And that's just naked chick pics, not video of naked chicks getting nailed and spooged on. I remember being a kid and sifting through crap left behind from a burnt down home. Somehow, we managed to find fragments of burnt pages from a Playboy. There was like a boob and a half on this burnt piece of paper and we thought we had hit the jackpot. I think my friend carried that around in his wallet. And then of course you had the days of scrambled cable where you'd watch squiggly lines on your TV because about once every couple minutes on the Playboy Channel they'd line up and you could make out what was going on.
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THIS! Lol.
 
We called it "the magic channel." When I was just out of college, I moved into a house with three other guys. One of them had a cable box that was wired up to have all the channels. One of the guys would just watch playboy for hours and then finally be like, "can you guys give me a minute?" He did this daily. I can only imagine how many times he cranked it while we were not around.
 
"ED" is the same thing as what was previously called whiskey dick and girls just have bigger mouths about it

shut your traps, ladies
 
PhDeac said:
"Wow Juice, your D is kinda hard. That's better than some guys I guess."
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Speaking of beta v. alpha, beta defs has it's advantages re: sex retention.
 
Oh yeah, and much weaker in the sex acquisition department. They could team up, an alpha and a beta, to run game. Call them the Bang Bros or something.
 
ImTheCaptain said:
"ED" is the same thing as what was previously called whiskey dick and girls just have bigger mouths about it

shut your traps, ladies
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I drink like a motherfucker and took lots of drugs in my 20s and never had a problem.

Speaking of, fucking on acid or mushrooms was pretty damn cool, especially in the waning hours of your trip. Fucking on coke was endless wood but you couldn't get off. Good times
 
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