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Tinder and the Dawn of the “Dating Apocalypse”

Apparently people post this kind of stuff on Tinder?

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Can we talk about usernames on OKC, et al? I feel like 5% of them have a -saurus suffix.
 
“A lot of guys are lacking in that department,” says Courtney with a sigh. “What’s a real orgasm like? I wouldn’t know.”

They all laugh knowingly.

“I know how to give one to myself,” says Courtney.

“Yeah, but men don’t know what to do,” says Jessica, texting.

“Without [a vibrator] I can’t have one,” Courtney says. “It’s never happened” with a guy. “It’s a huge problem.”

“It is a problem,” Jessica concurs.

They talk about how it’s not uncommon for their hookups to lose their erections. It’s a curious medical phenomenon, the increased erectile dysfunction in young males, which has been attributed to everything from chemicals in processed foods to the lack of intimacy in hookup sex.

“If a guy can’t get hard,” Rebecca says, “and I have to say, that happens a lot, they just act like it’s the end of the world.”
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WTF

Must be lack of bush and flannel, never had this problem. Fucking millennials :rulz:
 
I feel like I read somewhere that the new American diet and super-processed foods have led to a lot of erectile dysfunction in young dudes.
 
JuiceCrewAllStar said:
I feel like I read somewhere that the new American diet and super-processed foods have led to a lot of erectile dysfunction in young dudes.
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Also known as fapping to so much porn from middle school on that they aren't as excited by the real thing, or can't stay excited. In one generation porn went from being something your older brother occasionally bought for you and your buddies from behind the counter at a seedy gas station to something instantly and freely available in HD on your tablet or phone. Hell I had no idea what "fisting", "tribbing" and "DP" meant in 8th grade. I'm pretty sure 8th grade boys have seen hundreds of those scenes by age 14.

It's like growing up on heroin and then trying to enjoy a couple of glasses of really fine wine. Your brain still wants the heroin.
 
still remember waiting 12 hrs for kazaa to d/l grainy AF footage of weird amateur eastern european stuff
 
Brangus said:
Also known as fapping to so much porn from middle school on that they aren't as excited by the real thing, or can't stay excited. In one generation porn went from being something your older brother occasionally bought for you and your buddies from behind the counter at a seedy gas station to something instantly and freely available in HD on your tablet or phone. Hell I had no idea what "fisting", "tribbing" and "DP" meant in 8th grade. I'm pretty sure 8th grade boys have seen hundreds of those scenes by age 14.

It's like growing up on heroin and then trying to enjoy a couple of glasses of really fine wine. Your brain still wants the heroin.
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I think it is this.

It still shocks me that this generation is so cavalier about their porn consumption, too. Its just all out there, among male friends - and even around women/potential mates. I don't know, I guess that just kinda seems strange to me. We had a few Penthouses under the sink in the bathroom at our house at Happy Appy, and that was about the extent of it. I didn't sit around with my male friends and talk about cranking it, it was just something you kept to yourself. Certainly didn't let on to the girls. And yeah, I don't know WTF tribbing is even now. From the looks of this article, it appears all this instant gratification on porn and dating isn't really paying dividends. Sounds like a bunch of limp dicks and unsatisfied women. Where is the upside?
 
WakeandBake said:
I think it is this.

It still shocks me that this generation is so cavalier about their porn consumption, too. Its just all out there, among male friends - and even around women/potential mates. I don't know, I guess that just kinda seems strange to me. We had a few Penthouses under the sink in the bathroom at our house at Happy Appy, and that was about the extent of it. I didn't sit around with my male friends and talk about cranking it, it was just something you kept to yourself. Certainly didn't let on to the girls. And yeah, I don't know WTF tribbing is even now. From the looks of this article, it appears all this instant gratification on porn and dating isn't really paying dividends. Sounds like a bunch of limp dicks and unsatisfied women. Where is the upside?
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The internet is the economic engine of the US. People get depressed after wanking and go to Amazon or bananarepublic.com for some retail therapy. Also, Dick's Sporting Goods (dicks.com) was way ahead of the curve on driving internet traffic through a porn site.
 
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