Tinder and the Dawn of the “Dating Apocalypse”

[WakeandBake]

I have to admit a certain amount of jealousy for the current generation and how easy it is for them to get laid. .

meh, getting laid was always easy :noidea:

 

[DirtySouthDeacon]

meh, getting laid was always easy :noidea:

You just had to get past the flannel shirts and hairy beavers.

 

[WakeandBake]

never slowed me down a bit

 

[DirtySouthDeacon]

never slowed me down a bit

me neither

 

[ImTheCaptain]

have to hand it to the boomers+ for wading through the bush.

like trench warfare; im glad our generation didn't have to do it but I respect the hell out of the vets

 

[DeacWatcher]

have to hand it to the boomers+ for wading through the bush.

like trench warfare; im glad our generation didn't have to do it but I respect the hell out of the vets

It felt like we were accomplishing something. I can't stand to overhear dudes talking about having to work around a semi bush when going down on a chick. What pussies this generation is.

 

[TownieDeac]

It felt like we were accomplishing something. I can't stand to overhear dudes talking about having to work around a semi bush when going down on a chick. What pussies this generation is.

You hear a lot of that?

 

[WakeandBake]

have to hand it to the boomers+ for wading through the bush.

like trench warfare; im glad our generation didn't have to do it but I respect the hell out of the vets

As to the flannel shirts and baggy jeans - It was a form of camouflage that offered a mystique to getting laid that todays guys miss out on. What was really underneath there? I mean, a semi-baggy pair of faded Levi's (the greatest thing ever back then) gave you enough information to determine if you wanted her, but there was still some mystery about what was underneath them and that sweater. It was enticing as shit. Nowadays you pretty much see it all before you even meet. I'm not complaining about women's fashion by any stretch, just sayin

 

[TownieDeac]

As to the flannel shirts and baggy jeans - It was a form of camouflage that offered a mystique to getting laid that todays guys miss out on. What was really underneath there? I mean, a semi-baggy pair of faded Levi's (the greatest thing ever back then) gave you enough information to determine if you wanted her, but there was still some mystery about what was underneath them and that sweater. It was enticing as shit. Nowadays you pretty much see it all before you even meet. I'm not complaining about women's fashion by any stretch, just sayin

this is venturing into palma "boobs are better in bras than naked" territory

 

[ImTheCaptain]

boner times:

 

[WakeandBake]

lol I want her

 

[jhmd2000]

boner times:

I like that her eyes have been redacted. Can't take any chances.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Definitely a 1 though. Assuming that's a female.

 

[Brangus]

It felt like we were accomplishing something. I can't stand to overhear dudes talking about having to work around a semi bush when going down on a chick. What pussies this generation is.

It was always interesting to go to the bathroom afterwards and have pubes on your chin and face and on the roof of your mouth.

 

[wakephan09]

I'm not complaining about women's fashion by any stretch, just sayin

I see what you've done there.

 

[DistrictDeacon]

It was always interesting to go to the bathroom afterwards and have pubes on your chin and face and on the roof of your mouth.

"Interesting" would not be my first word choice in that situation.

 

[Brangus]

You just had to get past the flannel shirts and hairy beavers.

The mid to late 1990's at Wake in the fall:

 

[Biff Tannen]

I'm surprised you boys graduated with all the pussy eating a fucking you claim to have been doing.

 

[WakeandBake]

:rulz: amateur

 

[WFcatamount22]

this is venturing into palma "boobs are better in bras than naked" territory

Wait it isn't generally accepted that boobs are better in bras than naked?