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Totally Unofficial 2017/18 Premier League Thread (NWT)

GODDAMN I JUST STARTED SCREAMING IN MY HOUSE

WE'VE NEEDED THAT MOMENT SO SO BADLY

NOW ITS TIME TO HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE FOR THE NEXT 77 MINUTES
 
OBVIOUSLY ITS BECAUSE OF THE OPPONENT, BUT I DO APPRECIATE OUR DIRECT COUNTER ATTACKING. FUCK SIDEWAYS PASSES FOREVER. I'D RATHER JUST HOOF IT.
 
LOOKS LIKE WE TOOK TROY DEENEY'S ADVICE AND ARE DETERMINED TO PUNCH ARSENAL IN THEIR PETITE LITTLE EURO PUSSIES ALL MATCH

I LIKE IT
 
NICE DIVE YOU FLAMING FRENCH FUCK

30 MINS IN AND ARSENE HAS ALREADY GOT THE BOYS RESORTING TO BITCHING, DIVING AND CHEATING
 
DAMN I WISH ISN'T WASN'T GANA BUT I WOULD LIKE OUR ENTIRE TEAM TO KICK SANCHEZ IN THE ANKLE. LACAZETTE CAN CATCH IT TOO.
 
NOT SURE DCL KNOWS HOW TO SCORE, BUT I LOVE IT FIGHT AND HOLD UP PLAY UP TOP

HOPEFULLY WE BRING ON A DAVIES AND TAKE OFF WILLIAMS. MOVE VLASIC OUT RIGHT-ISH, AND GLYFI OUT LEFT-ISH. GO 4-4-2.

I GUARANTEE YOU THAT WENGER'S HALFTIME INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE TO TELL HIS FUCK BOIS TO FALL DOWN ANYTIME THEY'RE AROUND GANA OR WILLIAMS.
 
ONW said:
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Good. As a former Challenge level (humblebrag I know) starting stopper, I support this move. My buddy played sweeper and the moment we saw that we were playing against a fair-haired striker we've make it our goal to get in five kicks each. Led the league in clean sheets just about every season.

EDIT: OH SHIT GOTTA KEEP THE ALL CAPS VIBES GOING.
 
ITS OVER. AS MUCH AS I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR LA LIGA WANNABE OPPONENTS, THEY ARE CLASS COMPARED TO US.

KOEMAN CAN KEEP HIS JOB ANOTHER WEEK. AT LEAST WE WENT FOR IT. NO CHANCE THAT WE KNOW HOW TO SCORE A SECOND.
 
Did you manage to wake up and get wasted this early, or still drunk from last night? Either way I'm impressed
 
tintinisahottie said:
Did you manage to wake up and get wasted this early, or still drunk from last night? Either way I'm impressed
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STONE COLD SOBER MATE. HOWEVER I AM HEAVILY CAFFEINATED. DRANK A LOT DURING THE DAY WATCHING FOOTBALL AND WAS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH BY 8:30 LAST NIGHT. WOKE UP AT SIX ANGLING FOR A FIGHT WITH THESE LOSER FUCKS.

GOING ALL CAPS IN HOMAGE TO OUR TOFFEE LEADER, WHO IS MIA.

ITS DISAPPOINTING RESULT (WHICH IS NOW NOT IN DOUBT WITH GANA DESERVEDLY OFF) BUT I GUESS THIS CAN PREPARE US FOR OUR UPCOMING RELEGATION SCRAP
 
4-1 UPCOMING

NO FIGHT LEFT ON THE FIELD OR IN THE STANDS. #KOEMANOUT IF DOESN'T MAKE SOME SORT OF MOTIVATING CHANGE IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES.
 
MAKE IT 5. GLAD MOSHIRI IS IN THE HOUSE TO WITNESS KOEMAN'S DRASS.

LET CHELSEA HAMMER US ON WEDNESDAY IN THE LEAGUE CUP AND THEN FIRE THIS DUMBASS
 
I'D LIKE TO SIGN OFF BY BLAMING OUR GREEDY NEW OWNER AND OUR CURRENT SHIRT SPONSORS.

NOTHING SAYS SMALL CLUB LIKE HAVING A BETTING SIGHT ON YOUR SHIRT. AND THIS ANGRY BIRDS SLEEVE THING? SMALL. FUCKING. TIME.

LOOKING FORWARD TO WHEN THIS CARPETBAGGER MOSHIRI SELLS OUR TEAM. HE'S ONLY IN IT FOR THE REAL ESTATE AND NEW STADIUM. FUCK HIM TOO.

LOL NICE GOAL OUMAR
 
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