Totally Unofficial 2017/18 Premier League Thread (NWT)

[timdunkandthefunk]

Oh, good start.

 

[BillBrasky]

Sometimes I wish that I'd been like every other 20-something hipster, listened to Bill Simmons and adopted Spurs

 

[OblongPickle]

2-0!!!

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Oh boy.

 

[OblongPickle]

Great ball, nice first time shot.

Awesome counter.

 

[iodeac]

Shitty defense is shitty.

 

[vadimivich]

Harry Kane is unbelievable. How the fuck did he grow up a Spurs fan and Spurs also not screw him up somewhere along the way?

 

[OblongPickle]

Wow...almost 3-0

 

[OblongPickle]

That was an odd sequence.

2-1.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Brutal.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Feels like it should be 9-0.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

It burns.

 

[Fayettenam]

Lol. Send in the clowns. Better yet, quit starting that clown at CB.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Five gifts, four goals.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Lloris doesn't want to let this get respectable. Absurd save.

 

[iodeac]

Amazing save.

 

[JehovahsWetness]

Easily one of the worst defensive displays I've ever seen for LFC. I say this to myself every week, but now more than ever before, how the fuck is Lovren an EPL center back? Also, if I hire an electrician to come fix the heat in my apartment every week, and every week, the heat is still broken, who's to blame in that situation? Eventually, it's me. Cmon Kloppers.

Also hurts a bit more of the nature of the goals. Spurs didn't have to work too hard for the rewards. Just gifting them so many chances...

 

[vadimivich]

That was laughably easy ... what the fuck was Liverpool's defense doing? The 3rd and 4th goals were comedy.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

That was laughably easy ... what the fuck was Liverpool's defense doing? The 3rd and 4th goals were comedy.

So were the first and second. More work to do on the second but it was probably the biggest fuck up.

 

[vadimivich]

And things are back to normal again ...

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