Totally Unofficial 2023/24 Premier League Thread

[TownieDeac]

Keeps on coming as more reporting comes in

 

[Fayettenam]

This Doku kid can skate.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

Unfortunate turn of events there

 

[HuskyDeac]

Nathan Ake being the guy to break down Pool's backline has to sting.

 

[deacvision7]

50 PL goals in 48 apps is stupid
The Machine.

 

[deacvision7]

The hell was Rodri freaking out for? That his the dudes hamstring and was nowhere close to a hand or arm.

 

[deacvision7]

That's not a foul and should be given as a goal, IMO

 

[Fayettenam]

Take a bow in the new boots!

 

[HuskyDeac]

Newcastle v Chelsea has been great entertainment.

 

[HuskyDeac]

Kluivert with a goal. What a talent. Manchester United has to be interested in signing him in January.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

This Doku kid can skate.

He is so good.

 

[deacvision7]

What a run by Anthony Gordon and ball by Almiron to make it 4-1

Chelseas backline just got punked (again)

 

[HuskyDeac]

What a complete 180 this game for Chelsea. They looked composed in the 1st half. Newcastle rolled them in the 2nd.

 

[deacvision7]

Teden Mengi was immense for Luton there at the end! So happy to see him playing well.

 

[TownieDeac]

I am begging Arsenal keepers to just, for once, be normal.

 

[Demonbeck]

I mean it’s stupid but if it stops Arteta’s wailing and gnashing of teeth after every game, I’m sorta down for it

Or they could do their job properly and not give anyone anything to complain about.

 

[deacvision7]

Is Udogie drunk? He's having a nightmare in the opening few minutes. So many poor touches and awful decisions.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

If it’s that close you have to leave it as a goal IMO

I’ll take it obviously if it’s offside

 

[Wakeforest22890]

This game is just wide open

 

[WindyCityDeac]

This game is drunk. Loving it