I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter, I believe in the "sweet spot", soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe that the Deacs will win the goddamn world series.