What type of tattoo?

[Hogie]

Hey, maybe you will luck into getting the first tattoo in history that looks good. But the odds aren't in your favor.

 

[JDawg]

This is severely, severely not safe for work. Seriously. There's ass and a vagina. Rear view. But its tasteful, trust me. Ok, not really. But as long as you're fine with seeing woman ass and a vagina, you need to click on the link below and see this tattoo. And even if you aren't, I think you might want to click it anyways. Are you ready? Alright, here it is.

Again- WARNING: NSFW The greatest/worst tattoo in the world

 

[RaleighDeaconToy]

This is severely, severely not safe for work. Seriously. There's ass and a vagina. Rear view. But its tasteful, trust me. Ok, not really. But as long as you're fine with seeing woman ass and a vagina, you need to click on the link below and see this tattoo. And even if you aren't, I think you might want to click it anyways. Are you ready? Alright, here it is.

Again- WARNING: NSFW The greatest/worst tattoo in the world

OMG its's the predator in more ways then one...

 

[RaleighDeaconToy]

Better yet, get RaleighDeaconToy on the horn. She knows what's up and will give us the straight poop.

I'm not even getting involved in this convo because you will either accusing me of lying or think I'm the worse fiancée in the history of fiancées for even talking about it!

 

[RaleighDeacon]

This is severely, severely not safe for work. Seriously. There's ass and a vagina. Rear view. But its tasteful, trust me. Ok, not really. But as long as you're fine with seeing woman ass and a vagina, you need to click on the link below and see this tattoo. And even if you aren't, I think you might want to click it anyways. Are you ready? Alright, here it is.

Again- WARNING: NSFW The greatest/worst tattoo in the world

Holy shit that is frightening.

I think I'll just get a tramp stamp of my own penis on my lower back. It's so small no one will notice it anyway. (My penis, not my back... We all know back fatty is fatty fat fatty...)

 

[marquee moon]

I suggest an "OGB Dwarf" tramp stamp tatt.

 

[RaleighDeacon]

Nah, I'm definitely going with this:

Epic.

 

[dartsndeacs]

I'm not even getting involved in this convo because you will either accusing me of lying or think I'm the worse fiancée in the history of fiancées for even talking about it!

Then just divulge his net worth, we'll be able to back into it.

 

[RaleighDeacon]

Then just divulge his net worth, we'll be able to back into it.

Dude, it's well known on this board that I have a Corvette, hence my penis is TINY!

Rubbin was way off, I think... It's hard to tell just how big it is since it's enveloped in all my blubber all the time. At full arousal you can see it peek out though.

 

[buckets]

Then its obvious you need a meerkat dick tatt

 

[RaleighDeacon]

Then its obvious you need a meerkat dick tatt

Best idea in the thread so far. This is FANTASTIC! I could then refer to my manhood as Timon.

 

[RubbinsRacin]

Change my guess. I bet Raleigh is 7 strong. Am I a mod yet? Where do I log in and how do i ban noobs? Fast!