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What type of tattoo?

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Not because I don’t like them, but I promise before you die it will lose it’s luster and if nothing else you will wish it was something else. I actually enjoy looking at others ink, but I am so thankful they were not popular when I was 20.
Ball State Deac said:
Don't get one. That's my advice.
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Only tattoos I've ever seen on a guy that made me wish I had them cause they look badass. Must come with samaurai gear though.

 
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buckets said:
Get a picture of your balls tattooed on your dick just to confuse people
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This is the best idea on the thread so far, but before we can evaluate whether it is feasible, we're going to need you to tell us the exact size of your penis. Length and girth. And we need you to be accurate.
 
Say Hey Deac said:
This is the best idea on the thread so far, but before we can evaluate whether it is feasible, we're going to need you to tell us the exact size of your penis. Length and girth. And we need you to be accurate.
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Wait! Don't tell us yet! Let us guess and Whoever gets closest wins something, rep or automatic mod status. Your toy can't guess though, and neither can mett or your frat bros that molested you if you were in a frat.

My guess, lenght: flaccid 2.5 erect 5.0, girth: 1.0-1.5
 
RubbinsRacin said:
Wait! Don't tell us yet! Let us guess and Whoever gets closest wins something, rep or automatic mod status. Your toy can't guess though, and neither can mett or your frat bros that molested you if you were in a frat.

My guess, lenght: flaccid 2.5 erect 5.0, girth: 1.0-1.5
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You going diameter or circumference on that girth guess, we need to stay apples to apples here. Standard penis measurement involves circumference and you appear to be going with diameter or even radius.

Lastly, I'd imagine three sigmas of the general male population will fall within the half inch range of diameter, so we're going to need more precise guessing here.
 
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Say Hey Deac said:
This is the best idea on the thread so far, but before we can evaluate whether it is feasible, we're going to need you to tell us the exact size of your penis. Length and girth. And we need you to be accurate.
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Even better... post a picture!
 
palmab03 said:
You going diameter or circumference on that girth guess, we need to stay apples to apples here. Standard penis guessing involves circumference and you appear to be going with diameter or even radius.
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Yeah diameter. Im not a fucking tailor, man
 
Is this my dong size or Raleigh's?

I've already got a dong tatt... pretty bummed I thought of tatting my balls on my shaft after I got a super mario brothers mushroom on my weiner.
 
We're only talking about Raleigh's bing bong, as he is the one who is getting the peen tat.

To clarify, we don't need to know flaccid stats unless you really feel like sharing. Just give us your numbers when you're rock hard. After all, no tattoo artist worth his salt is going to ink a soft dong. Ask Rubbins. Guy was eating viagras like tic-tacs while he was getting his coral snake dong and eggy balls tats.
 
Better yet, get RaleighDeaconToy on the horn. She knows what's up and will give us the straight poop.
 
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