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What's the worst movie you saw in the theater?

embarrassed to admit that I paid for a ticket to watch this.
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Bruno. I've never wanted to walk out of a movie more but was with AWAR, HTTD, Doofus, and BDer. That movie was fucking terrible.
 
Miggs just became RJ's public enemy numba one
 
Not surprisingly I love a lot of the movies in this thread....

As for mine, I'll include a trio of Robin Williams movies, What Dreams May Come, Patch Adams, and Bicentennial Man.

But probably the worst was Date Movie. Although I could say Bicentennial Man. Fuck me those movies are bad.
 
Tough call. Either Natural Born Killers or Vanilla Sky.
 
El Chupacabra said:
Eye of the Beholder was the worst that I can remember seeing in the theater. I think I tagged along with Say Hey to that one because he was reviewing it for the OG&B.

The most recent worst movie experience I can remember was also with Say Hey and seeing the Savages. I was in the middle of a deep dark depression -- like deep and dark, not a fun place -- and had been sold a bill of goods about this movie being funny because I think the previews made it look that way. We roll in and it's this deep depressing movie about family and death and Alzheimers and unfulfilled potential and relationships. I would have walked out, but my car was at the Say Heys' place. I still almost walked out.
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My first thought when I opened this thread was Eye of the Beholder. At least I got to attend that one for free.

And, yeah, Jesus Christ The Savages was depressing.
 
WakeFanatic said:
Not surprisingly I love a lot of the movies in this thread....

As for mine, I'll include a trio of Robin Williams movies, What Dreams May Come, Patch Adams, and Bicentennial Man.

But probably the worst was Date Movie. Although I could say Bicentennial Man. Fuck me those movies are bad.
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That movie was so goddamn long, I'm pretty sure I had dementia when I left the theater. Where am I?
 
Man I always watch Perfect Storm when it's on TV.
 
PhilliesDeacs said:
That movie was so goddamn long, I'm pretty sure I had dementia when I left the theater. Where am I?
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I felt this way about the second Twilight movie. God they just talked and talked and talked about love and stupid shit for fifteen hours. We went on a Saturday night and I thought I was going to be late for church when I walked out of there. My wife said it was so great that it felt like the time just flew by. For the sake of our marriage we have agreed that I will never be forced to watch another Twilight movie, and in exchange I will happily pay for she and any reasonable number of girlfriends to eat dinner and see those movies without me.
 
Dune- I knew I was in for a good time when the usher handed me a piece of paper with a glossary on it when I walked into the theater. That and I was like 9 years old.
 
Gonna have to go with the Samuel L Jackson classic- "Lakeview Terrace"
 
BATS and Spice World come to mind. Extract made me angry and depressed.

Oh, I think I know. The Fatal Attraction ripoff with Stringer Bell, Beyonce and Ali Larter. Some of the dialogue actually made my penis hurt. Worst girlfriend choice date night ever.
 
Envy (Jack Black) - only movie I have ever walked out of.
 
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