Because being a bestphan is wayyyyyyy less doinkish. (Am I doing it right?)
I mean, if I'm going to serious engage with your posts, you're basically calling me and others doinks for not jumping on the Rockets bandwagon. Do you consider yourself to be a fan of the Rockets, Heat, Pistons, Hawks, Wolves, and Blazers? Each one of those guys is a modern Wake legend. That doesn't really sound like fandom to me, but you do you.
If CP wins a chip, then I'll be as happy as the next person. Maybe not as much as TexasDeac, but CP is Winston's finest and one of my favorite athletes ever. I didn't cheer for the Spurs, either, but love Tim Duncan, Pop, and Buford. Does that make me *shudder* a doink?
I'm just not going to cheer for a [name redacted]-coached team, though. I'm not going to cheer against them, either. And if that makes you a better fan than me, then who gives a shit... It's just sports, man.