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“I’m just going to say I’m not gay. I really, really like women.”

especially amongst fellow big 10 fatties
 
DeaconSig said:
The key is to kill anybody who you bang and then destroy their cell phone. No witnesses + no evidence = no need to come out of the closet.

It's actually good advice for straight folks as well.
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Aaron Hernandez agrees.
 
An NFL QB could recruit a beard easily. Good money, high profile, gay bestie, tons of guys to bang on the side.
 
Caturdayredux said:
At least once a week someone comes up to me at a bar and tells me I look like Rodgers. I guess I'm very gay.
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Back in my single days, I was physically fit and very conscientious about my appearance. And gay guys would come onto me all the time, especially when I lived in Atlanta. I tried to be cool about it and not homophobic, but if I was at a bar the gay dudes would creep me out by being so forward and explicit about it. And I never even went to gay bars, but normal places like American Pie on Sunday night or Cabo Wabo on Fridays. I befriended a couple of gay guys, and one of them actually got mad and quit talking to me when I told him that he was a cool guy to hang out with but I had no interest in buttsex. He worked at the local video store (then was back when you had to actually go to a video store and rent movies from an actual person rather than a machine), and one time I asked him if they had "Little Shop of Horrors" in stock. He got this strange smile on his face, and told me he'd order it for me and call me when it came in. A week later he called me and said he had my movie, and when I went to pick it up he had it wrapped in fancy wrapping paper with a bow and it was brand new, rather than in a rental box, and he said "this is my gift to you". I offered to pay him to rent it from the store, and he just kept saying it was his gift to me. When he asked if he could come over and watch it with me, I was like "OK I guess, I mean you bought it and I don't even know your name." And when I was in grad school, I was in a serious relationship with a woman whose high school boyfriend had come out of the closet (she never expected it, but she said she did find it strange that all he ever wanted from her was handjobs), and when I finally met him he had the gall to get up and high-five my girlfriend for dating someone as hot as me. But thats a whole nother story. Now, I'm slightly overweight and wear lots of boring clothes in dull earth tones and homosexuals don't hit on me like they used to.
 
Wait, so did you do the sex with Little Shop of Horrors guy?
 
No, we just watched the video and drank beer and he went home. It was a couple of weeks later that I started to realize he was gay and he got mad and quit talking to me when I told him I had no interest in that sort of thing.
 
RicoSuave said:
No, we just watched the video and drank beer and he went home. It was a couple of weeks later that I started to realize he was gay and he got mad and quit talking to me when I told him I had no interest in that sort of thing.
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So it was only a couple weeks after a dude who you didn't know went out and bought you a movie and goddamn gift wrapped for you and invited himself over to your place that you realized he was into you? What was the tell there?
 
Why were you renting Little Shop of Horrors in the first place? And was Moonz involved?
 
Little Shop of Horrors has some great songs. Its one of the great American musicals. And I just assumed that this guy was a really nice guy, I mean I used to buy beer and drinks for people in bars and they'd buy stuff for me and I just thought he was an equally generous person. In hindsight, the wrapping paper business should've tipped me off.
 
RedSoxFaithful said:
So it was only a couple weeks after a dude who you didn't know went out and bought you a movie and goddamn gift wrapped for you and invited himself over to your place that you realized he was into you? What was the tell there?
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LMAO! Rico, how did you not know the guy was coming onto you?
 
RicoSuave said:
Little Shop of Horrors has some great songs. Its one of the great American musicals. And I just assumed that this guy was a really nice guy, I mean I used to buy beer and drinks for people in bars and they'd buy stuff for me and I just thought he was an equally generous person. In hindsight, the wrapping paper business should've tipped me off.
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It had a god damned bow, man.

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RicoSuave said:
Little Shop of Horrors has some great songs. Its one of the great American musicals. And I just assumed that this guy was a really nice guy, I mean I used to buy beer and drinks for people in bars and they'd buy stuff for me and I just thought he was an equally generous person. In hindsight, the wrapping paper business should've tipped me off.
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You're into musicals?
 
BobStackFan4Life said:
LMAO! Rico, how did you not know the guy was coming onto you?
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Looking back, I was pretty clueless back then. With men and women equally. When I think back on all the pussy I passed up because I didn't pick up on the signs, I could just kick myself. There were some hot women throwing themselves at me, and I just thought they were being nice at the time.
 
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