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“I’m just going to say I’m not gay. I really, really like women.”

RicoSuave said:
Back in my single days, I was physically fit and very conscientious about my appearance. And gay guys would come onto me all the time, especially when I lived in Atlanta. I tried to be cool about it and not homophobic, but if I was at a bar the gay dudes would creep me out by being so forward and explicit about it. And I never even went to gay bars, but normal places like American Pie on Sunday night or Cabo Wabo on Fridays. I befriended a couple of gay guys, and one of them actually got mad and quit talking to me when I told him that he was a cool guy to hang out with but I had no interest in buttsex. He worked at the local video store (then was back when you had to actually go to a video store and rent movies from an actual person rather than a machine), and one time I asked him if they had "Little Shop of Horrors" in stock. He got this strange smile on his face, and told me he'd order it for me and call me when it came in. A week later he called me and said he had my movie, and when I went to pick it up he had it wrapped in fancy wrapping paper with a bow and it was brand new, rather than in a rental box, and he said "this is my gift to you". I offered to pay him to rent it from the store, and he just kept saying it was his gift to me. When he asked if he could come over and watch it with me, I was like "OK I guess, I mean you bought it and I don't even know your name." And when I was in grad school, I was in a serious relationship with a woman whose high school boyfriend had come out of the closet (she never expected it, but she said she did find it strange that all he ever wanted from her was handjobs), and when I finally met him he had the gall to get up and high-five my girlfriend for dating someone as hot as me. But thats a whole nother story. Now, I'm slightly overweight and wear lots of boring clothes in dull earth tones and homosexuals don't hit on me like they used to.
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Wait. . .isn't watching Little Shop of Horrors gayness in and of itself?
 
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Beyond the gay stuff, I can't believe young Boog just let a random dude come over to his place to watch a movie. No wonder the dude was pissed.
 
Kander & Ebb took shits that were more awesome than Joseph & the Dreamcoat
 
PhDeac said:
Beyond the gay stuff, I can't believe young Boog just let a random dude come over to his place to watch a movie. No wonder the dude was pissed.
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The dude bought me a new videotape, wrapped it, and put a bow on it. How could I say no? That would've been a dick move.
 
RicoSuave said:
The dude bought me a new videotape, wrapped it, and put a bow on it. How could I say no? That would've been a dick move.
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He didn't happen to look like this, did he?

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RicoSuave said:
The dude bought me a new videotape, wrapped it, and put a bow on it. How could I say no? That would've been a dick move.
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That's a clear cut case of stranger danger.
 
Brangus said:
I had a very similar experience with a girl at undergrad at Wake...she was a year ahead of me....she had the ultra conservative public look (think a bowhead who wore khaki pants, high end sundresses or expensive winter style stuff) and the freaky private habits. I'm talking she liked hot candle wax, she liked to be spanked and bitten, she liked being tied up, etc. Ditto on the lingerie. She also had an ex who was gay. She had not, to my knowledge, been with older guys, just one other dude who (thankfully) went to Carolina and they did the long distance thing for a while before me. I didn't want to know about him at the time of course but looking back I owe him! Anyway Rico has the better story and explanatory skills, but I thought some of the parallels were interesting. I have no idea where that woman is now...probably in a church choir with three JCrew kids and a small town banker husband who smiles every day even though his job sucks!
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So she was a tri-delt?
 
PhDeac said:
That's a clear cut case of stranger danger.
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LOL! Rico hit a home run with this thread but I call bullshit when he claims he's a fan of musicals and can only come up with two that he really likes. Also, how did the date with this guy end. Did he go in for a kiss as he was walking out the door, was there an awkward handshake, did he zip you up? That had to have been an awkward viewing. Did y'all eat popcorn together, sing songs together...Give up the details Rico.
 
BobStackFan4Life said:
LOL! Rico hit a home run with this thread but I call bullshit when he claims he's a fan of musicals and can only come up with two that he really likes. Also, how did the date with this guy end. Did he go in for a kiss as he was walking out the door, was there an awkward handshake, did he zip you up? That had to have been an awkward viewing. Did you y'all eat popcorn together, sing the songs...Give up the details Rico!
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Nope, he fed Seymore. He fed him ALL night long.
 
BobStackFan4Life said:
LOL! Rico hit a home run with this thread but I call bullshit when he claims he's a fan of musicals and can only come up with two that he really likes. Also, how did the date with this guy end. Did he go in for a kiss as he was walking out the door, was there an awkward handshake, did he zip you up? That had to have been an awkward viewing. Did y'all eat popcorn together, sing songs together...Give up the details Rico.
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I was nominated for best comedic scene in a musical at the local community theatre's awards banquet. I've seen musicals on Broadway, at the Fox Theatre, at the Alliance Theatre, and at the Classic Center. I'm no expert but I love musicals.

And I just watched the movie with this guy while drinking beer. Just like watching a movie with any other guy, thats all I remember. Granted, I don't remember much from back in the days when VHS tapes were cutting-edge technology, but nothing out of the ordinary happened or I would've remembered it. I'm pretty sure I sang along on the Dentist Song because I always do, but there was nothing out of line on his end.
 
RicoSuave said:
That is a closed-minded homophobic statement. My gay friends aren't dangerous.
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So you did know him before he gift wrapped the video tape for you. There are some inconsistencies in your story.
 
PhDeac said:
So you did know him before he gift wrapped the video tape for you. There are some inconsistencies in your story.
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He waited on me at the video store, and I'm sure I chatted with him while paying for my videos on prior visits. I've never met a stranger.
 
Even someone with almost no gaydar would be able to tell this guy was coming onto them. He even put a bow on it. LOL! How could anyone be that oblivious? Are you being serious or is this all a joke?
 
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