DistrictDeacon
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This is what happens when you buy your fitted sheets used on Craigslist.
Hour 8 since bed bug discovery. No sleep now for 26 hours and counting. The bugs have taken their toll physically with bites numbering into the dozens on my arms and legs. They've taken their toll emotionally as I sit on my front stoop in the rain just trying to strategize. I don't even know if my truck is safe or another hot zone, so I took a cab to Target and panic-bought like $300 in provisions, including a few days' new clothes, socks, shoes, boxer briefs, toiletries luggage to put it in, trash bags for thermally cleaned up stuff, and some Kind bars because they were on sale. So I am waiting, half asleep to hear from what was sounded like a Pakistani man to call me about coming to check things out and maybe spray or do some dog sniffing or thermal/chemical treatments or whatever. After that I am going to take a shower, change into treated clothes, take my new shit from Target, and if my car checks out ok, drive to the suburbs where my gf's parents live and try my 100% boy scout hardest not to infect their McMansion.
Someone point out the fatal flaw in my plan please because it seems like I'm probably overlooking something. The bugs are winning the battle right now and it's honestly not even close.
Can i take my phone/wallet/keys with me? Are they safe? Is every surface of my house a potential nest for bed bug larvae?
Earlier I was talking to the Pakistani guy and I think I kept calling them bug beds instead of bed bugs.
Barely lucid now, wish me luck. These are the rambles of a shellshocked infestee.
Hour 8 since bed bug discovery. No sleep now for 26 hours and counting. The bugs have taken their toll physically with bites numbering into the dozens on my arms and legs. They've taken their toll emotionally as I sit on my front stoop in the rain just trying to strategize. I don't even know if my truck is safe or another hot zone, so I took a cab to Target and panic-bought like $300 in provisions, including a few days' new clothes, socks, shoes, boxer briefs, toiletries luggage to put it in, trash bags for thermally cleaned up stuff, and some Kind bars because they were on sale. So I am waiting, half asleep to hear from what was sounded like a Pakistani man to call me about coming to check things out and maybe spray or do some dog sniffing or thermal/chemical treatments or whatever. After that I am going to take a shower, change into treated clothes, take my new shit from Target, and if my car checks out ok, drive to the suburbs where my gf's parents live and try my 100% boy scout hardest not to infect their McMansion.
Someone point out the fatal flaw in my plan please because it seems like I'm probably overlooking something. The bugs are winning the battle right now and it's honestly not even close.
Can i take my phone/wallet/keys with me? Are they safe? Is every surface of my house a potential nest for bed bug larvae?
Earlier I was talking to the Pakistani guy and I think I kept calling them bug beds instead of bed bugs.
Barely lucid now, wish me luck. These are the rambles of a shellshocked infestee.
So some of you on the chat thread know about my one roommate who is...special. His suggestion was to let loose his pet tarantula, Killer, and see how many fuckers he could kill.
And look maybe I'm just tired, maybe I'm an idiot. But for a minute there, I was like, well I already have a fucking parasitic infestation of my bedroom, what's one more spider gonna do? Then I thought about a tarantula walking up my walls, onto like, my Paul Simon poster or something and changed my mind. I may attempt sleep and tell mouthbreather roommate to answer my phone if a Pakistani calls. I've only filled up one of these monstrous trash bags so far. No idea if I actually killed anything or just sent a bunch of bedbugs to a hot, crowded theme park.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TownieDeac again.
Unemployed lawyer mouthbreather roommate is looking up legal statutes for if the landlord is liable for these bills.
He bought a fax machine recently. ("Only $90 on Craigslist!") That should supplement his two iPads, iPhone, and MacBook Pro. He's a pager away from being gainfully employed, I'm guessing.
Unemployed lawyer mouthbreather roommate is looking up legal statutes for if the landlord is liable for these bills.
He bought a fax machine recently. ("Only $90 on Craigslist!") That should supplement his two iPads, iPhone, and MacBook Pro. He's a pager away from being gainfully employed, I'm guessing.
Shocked that this palace would have a pest problem.