Bed bugs: a millennial tries to cope

[ITK]

Rumor is that some idiot came into work with bedbugs and now they are in our office.

I should call out sick with bedbugs.

 

[ITK]

Darling, with how you get around, I think this thread is about a different kind of bed bugs.

My playing field is bare, like a scenic desert landscape.

 

[WakeandBake]

alright alright alright

 

[ImTheCaptain]

My playing field is bare, like a scenic desert landscape.

ah yes, nothing like comparing your ladyparts to a desert.

 

[AnonymousDeac]

"I'm gonna make it like a desert."

 

[bym051d]

"I'm gonna make it like a desert."

This could also be read as "dessert."

 

[TexasDeac10]

ah yes, nothing like comparing your ladyparts to a desert.

Sandy and BLAZING HOT!

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

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[myDeaconmyhand]

"I'm gonna make it like a desert."

Derrick Comedy reference FTW

 

[tigerswood]

So I've been pretty itchy lately and have been noticing some bumps on my shoulders/back. Don't think it's weird acne, as I haven't had any in years. I've yet to locate a bug, but am slightly suspicious. Based on this thread and the pic of what they look like, I think I'm good for now though. End rant.