Deacfreak07
Ain't played nobody, PAWL!
You should definitely coat your entire body in Vaseline so that they can't hitchhike on your hair, taint, and other areas.
Should I smoke some weed?
1. You can't change the world
2. Stop being so idealistic
3. Realize that money allows a certain level of comfort
4. Get a better job
5. Stop living in the ghetto
6. Buy a new mattress
7. Welcome to your new life.
8. The bugs are probs posting on the bug board abt a dirty ironic wooktard infestation
Somewhere between my first panic attack, my second written plan of action, and my first attempt at meditation/ breathing exercises, the thought did cross my mind that none of this shit would have happened had I just been, like, an Econ major.
I stepped foot in Tribble freshmen year and wandered out some time later with a BA in English, a bunch of debt, and a marginally better understanding of James Joyce.
I found one. Further searches have yielded 0 bugs.
But I read on the internet somewhere their larvae are individually the size of specks of dust. And I've got a shitload of dust in my room. So I feel like this could go either way. Either they lift some surface and find a Men in Black type alien bug infestation, or I killed the one bed bug who has done all this to me.
Time will tell.
Write what you know.
Good-natured and intelligent young man moves to Philly, gets a job, meets a girl, gets the crabs, loses girl, takes drugs, has epiphany, shaves beard and joins Tea Party......
Great, thanks Husky. So if he doesn't find the motherload, I shouldn't pony up the $750 or whatever?
Pakistani just called. Said his name was Ed. He may not be Pakistani. Will have some answers within the hour.
$1100 quote for whole house treatment. Full warranty for a year if they come back. It's in our lease this is the landlord's financial responsibility. We'll see what he says/does.
Good luck with your issue.
By comparison, bed bugs : your apartment :: pussies : America