The Pit Parenting Thread

[LadyDeac03]

Bugster turns 3 on Monday. Craziness.

In many ways I think she's going to be awesome with Wormy. But she can definitely be a little threenager at times. Should be an interesting ride.

 

[lokisapocalypse]

My girl dropped her first swear word a few weekends ago by swearing at her grandparents dog, "Shut up Sophie GD it"

Not sure where she heard that one. Any another swear would have absolutely come from me though.

At least she used it correctly.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Yeah, I know I'm eventually going to get busted for calling the dog cuntface or Cunty McCuntface or stupid fucker.


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[awakeandready]

never liked class picture day as a kid but will love it as a parent

Ahhhh so cute! The bowtie!

They had school pictures in my daughter's infant class when she was like 4 months old. Did I buy them? You're goddamn right I did.

We tootally did too. His school had them in November and then just again this past week. I was kind of glad he had pink eye for it so I can talk myself into not wanting the pic.

awesome, ATS. kinda sounds like our situation; she went in for her 39 week apt, they put her on the monitor and it was running low so they sent her to the hospital at 2pm, daughter was born at 7:30. Crazy day.

8 weeks already; time flies

Oh boy look at that cute outfit!

 

[LadyDeac03]

Birthday party day!

 

[RubbinsRacin]

And a ROY G. BIV pattern. Impressive!

 

[Biff Tannen]

Chewbacca Mask Mom and Cincinnati Zoo son/gorilla Mom should both be executed.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Who is Jen Hatmaker and why is she famous and why doesn't she just STFU ?

 

[Say Hey Deac]

My kids' preschool has a Father's Day breakfast thing tomorrow, only it starts at 8 AM sharp, which is like 30 minutes earlier than we usually arrive so this is actually going to be kind of a pain in the ass for me. Happy Father's Day!

 

[awakeandready]

Who is Jen Hatmaker and why is she famous and why doesn't she just STFU ?

RIGHT?!

My kids' preschool has a Father's Day breakfast thing tomorrow, only it starts at 8 AM sharp, which is like 30 minutes earlier than we usually arrive so this is actually going to be kind of a pain in the ass for me. Happy Father's Day!

Shit, when is Fathers Day?

 

[RubbinsRacin]

shd your daycare sounds like the most pain in the ass daycare of all time. I bet they are real strict about boys v girls bathrooms too

 

[LadyDeac03]

Who is Jen Hatmaker and why is she famous and why doesn't she just STFU ?

I don't know who this is.

Also, isn't Fathers Day like 2 weeks away?

 

[Biff Tannen]

I don't know who this is.

Also, isn't Fathers Day like 2 weeks away?

She's one if those know it all moms who won't stfu. http://jenhatmaker.com/
Consider yourself lucky.

Fathers Day is the same day as the final round of the US Open.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

I think they did Fathers Day early because a handful of kids are fixing to graduate or leave for the summer. It was all good. Some of these kids in Boy's class are smart little motherfuckers. Kid rattled off the state bird, flower, bear, butterfly, salt water fish, and the name of Obama's helicopter. Damn.

 

[RubbinsRacin]

Instead of going to a minor league baseball game where all the kids would have a blast my in laws chose a fancy restaurant where everyone was miserable with kid meltdowns. #olds. good intentions I guess. Peep just need to chill and be together in low stress environments while on free family time. Like beach surf sand etc

 

[RubbinsRacin]

discovered umi zoomies. big fans here, me and the boy

 

[2&2 Slider To Leyritz]

Yeah our boys are addicted to that show, it takes up about 50% of our DVR memory.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Do not let your kids play in gorilla pens at the zoo or alligator infested lagoons in Florida.

 

[TuffaloDeac10]

How do you figure out if they're gonna pee while getting a diaper changed?

 

[BostonDeac]

Do not let your kids play in gorilla pens at the zoo or alligator infested lagoons in Florida.