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I saw all of that same stuff Connor saw but not the proposal.
 
buckets said:
the patriot has its own smoking hot monica!

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BIFF!
 
Chihuly had an exhibit at the MFA in the last year as well - really cool art. I'd never seen anything like it.
 
I was really backed up all day yesterday/last night despite eating and drinking like crap this weekend (pun intended?). Had a glorious IPO (initial poop offering) first thing this morning. However, I'm now on my 2nd follow-up offering at work, and things are not going well. Wonder if the office bodega has immodium?
 
So we've got a new office location but our new office furniture won't be ready before the end of this month, so we picked up folding tables at Home Depot to serve as temporary desks. A little different, but the new stuff should be pretty nice/functional.
 
Also, I may not have mentioned that I'm up to four screens (including the laptop).
 
tigerswood said:
I was really backed up all day yesterday/last night despite eating and drinking like crap this weekend (pun intended?). Had a glorious IPO (initial poop offering) first thing this morning. However, I'm now on my 2nd follow-up offering at work, and things are not going well. Wonder if the office bodega has immodium?
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First time in awhile that I've crapped twice before 9:30AM. You just gotta power through, drink some water, but be smart when to call it quits. No one is getting ahead of the game after that last fully-solid deuce has left the building. You're just barking for trouble after that point.
 
a coworker is looking up dog adoptions online and just asked if I knew where Randleman is. had to show restraint to not lol and have to explain why.
 
I stopped at a Randleman McDonald's one time on my way to the beach. I only remember that fact because BKF is a unforgettable big fish in that incredibly small pond.
 
ding... ding... ding... the doorbell chimed

He sat down softly as if he had hemorrhoids. Becoming one with the genuine leather seats, he let his finger tips slowly glide over the dead cow. Only once before had he touched with such intimate delicacy; the night he mutually lost his virginity in his lovers embrace.

He slid his finger over the race mode button and shuddered a bit. Ever so slightly, a drop or two of precum leaked into his underwear-less race pants. His middle fingers tippy tapped on the paddle shifters as he bit his lip and fantasized about he ride ahead of him.

"It's time for insertion" he told his property sternly.

As he inched the tip of the key closer to the ignition he felt his anxiety build. "Hmmmph," he was able to restrain as the metal touched. As the key slid deeper into the ignition he had a manic, lust-crazed expression and shake about his entire demeanor. As the key bottomed out he took a deep breath and turned it to the right...

HELLO MASTER

*Full release into race pants*
 
Les vs donaldross

 
lololol

Get 'em, @Lawyer_Brown_ !
 
That’s hilarious. There’s no way they haven’t seen each other at a Wake game. No way. And there’s no way you could see donaldross and not remember him.
 
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