Totally Unofficial 2018/19 Premier League Thread (NWT)

[Biff Tannen]

Auba isn't an assistor though. He's supposed to score a bunch of goals -- more goals than Harry Kane, which he's doing. On top of that, Lacazette has 6 goals, so they're making it easier on each other when they're both out there and the attack is still working when it's just one of them.

 

[BillBrasky]

Originally I didn't really care about Klopp running on the field Sunday, but it seems the cesspool that is the Red Shite fanbase loves him for doing it, so I hope he gets banned for life now. F that German clown.

 

[El Chupacabra]

He got fined like 8k.

 

[BillBrasky]

He got fined like 8k.

Which is probably fair.

But he's still the figure head of a nation of red faced LOOOOOOSERS

 

[BTB]

Originally I didn't really care about Klopp running on the field Sunday, but it seems the cesspool that is the Red Shite fanbase loves him for doing it, so I hope he gets banned for life now. F that German clown.

Originally, I didn't really care that some were annoyed at Klopp for running on to the field, but it seems the cesspool that is the blue shite fanbase hates that the Liverpool fanbase loves Klopp for doing it so I hope he does it after every goal Liverpool scores against Everton.

 

[BillBrasky]

Originally, I didn't really care that some were annoyed at Klopp for running on to the field, but it seems the cesspool that is the blue shite fanbase hates that the Liverpool fanbase loves Klopp for doing it so I hope he does it after every goal Liverpool scores against Everton.

Yeah I'm not too worried about that. 3-0 to the Ev in the spring. We're clearly the better team now. Your midfield is shit and your forwards look broke. And with a manager like Klopp you're window is already closing. You'll finish 12th next season and run him out of town. The rah rah only works for so long.

 

[El Chupacabra]

Fabinho and Naby are just biding their time. Oxlade-Chamberlain will make an extraordinary recovery and attacking midfielder X will be signed in January. Fernandinho's legs will finally fall off, Raheem will say "steady" one too many times to Pep and get transferred to QPR, and then Pep will be arrested and extradited to Spain to face trial for promoting Catalan revolution, and Liverpool will be poised to pounce!

 

[BTB]

Yeah I'm not too worried about that. 3-0 to the Ev in the spring. We're clearly the better team now. Your midfield is shit and your forwards look broke. And with a manager like Klopp you're window is already closing. You'll finish 12th next season and run him out of town. The rah rah only works for so long.

FWLIW, this year's Everton squad is the best we've seen in years. Lots to be encouraged about for Evertonians.

 

[BillBrasky]

FWLIW, this year's Everton squad is the best we've seen in years. Lots to be encouraged about for Evertonians.

It is a breath of fresh air. Most excited I've felt since Martinez's first year. Also Andre Gomes is AMAZEBALLS. I hope our DOF Marcel Brands is wearing Barca down with constant offers to buy him on a permanent.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

André Gomes Characteristics
+ Strengths
(Player has no significant strengths)
- Weaknesses
Crossing
Finishing
Tackling


(from whoscored.com)

 

[DeacMan]

And City just keeps on rolling. Will be interesting to see who blinks next between them and the Pool.

 

[Biff Tannen]

It will be Liverpool and it will be hilarious.

 

[BillBrasky]

After using their website to score the WC Fantasy Game this past summer, Who Scored can SUCK IT.

And I assume those were from his time at Barca, because he has been so good for us this fall. Gomes is so smooth on the ball, makes great decisions, and can bring the ball forward at almost any time. He can also play any pass you need, and has a great work ethic and attitude. Now finishing headers from two yards out? Not so much.

But I love him, as does any other Evertonian you speak too.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

After using their website to score the WC Fantasy Game this past summer, Who Scored can SUCK IT.

And I assume those were from his time at Barca, because he has been so good for us this fall. Gomes is so smooth on the ball, makes great decisions, and can bring the ball forward at almost any time. He can also play any pass you need, and has a great work ethic and attitude. Now finishing headers from two yards out? Not so much.

But I love him, as does any other Evertonian you speak too.

Nah, just Everton this year. He only has six appearances though so there is time for him to stop sucking.

 

[BillBrasky]

Nah, just Everton this year. He only has six appearances though so there is time for him to stop sucking.

Well then I can confirm that their analysis is thrash. He's been awesome. The team has played light years better since he got healthy and took the starting CM role beside Gueye.

 

[BillBrasky]

Just for fun lets look at Morgan SchneiderFRAUDs profile for comparison:

https://www.whoscored.com/Players/29544/Show/Morgan-Schneiderlin

+ Strengths
Ball interception
Very Strong
Tackling
Strong
- Weaknesses
Discipline
Weak

WRONG. Dude is a back passing coward who maybe gets stuck in once every five games. There's a reason he was booed off the pitch last season by his own fans. Gomes is 10 times the player.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Yeah, whoscored agrees that Gomes is better than MS.

 

[BillBrasky]

Yeah, whoscored agrees that Gomes is better than MS.

By a very slim margin. And only due to Schneiderlin’s sub appearances. As starters their ratings are nearly identical.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Watford made that interesting at the end.

 

[El Chupacabra]

It will be Liverpool and it will be hilarious.

Definitely. Just a matter of against whom and in what terrible fashion, but it will be good entertainment for sure. Nothing will ever beat the Slip, though.