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Why do I need a 7 year old mowing the lawn or a 4 year old taking out the trash? Where do they take it? My 4 year old is shorter than the trash can. Plenty of other ways for little kids to get responsibility other than pushing down adult things.
 
Was sitting at a stoplight in Myers Park in the Jeep this morning - top down, doors off - eating a banana - listening to LL Cool J's Rock the Bells Radio on SiriusXM. Black lady in a Honda Pilot, about my age, pulls up and compliments my mode of transportation. After we finish chatting, she pulls out her phone and takes a pic of my eating a banana in my Jeep as PhDMX plays on the boomin' system.

So, was she really that into the car, or did she want a piece of the Biff lifestyle ?
 
Not sure I’ve ever made my bed in my life. Definitely not voluntarily. Our cleaners do it when they come every 2 weeks but that’s it. Hate those trash LinkedIn “articles” that are always like “you’ll be a zillionaire if you just make your bed every morning!”. No you won’t, you’ll just be the same idiot with a made bed.
 
06deacon said:
Why do I need a 7 year old mowing the lawn or a 4 year old taking out the trash? Where do they take it? My 4 year old is shorter than the trash can. Plenty of other ways for little kids to get responsibility other than pushing down adult things.
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sounds like it's already too late for your kids
 
BiffTannen said:
Was sitting at a stoplight in Myers Park in the Jeep this morning - top down, doors off - eating a banana - listening to LL Cool J's Rock the Bells Radio on SiriusXM. Black lady in a Honda Pilot, about my age, pulls up and compliments my mode of transportation. After we finish chatting, she pulls out her phone and takes a pic of my eating a banana in my Jeep as PhDMX plays on the boomin' system.

So, was she really that into the car, or did she want a piece of the Biff lifestyle ?
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Pretty sure she just wanted to make fun of you on #blacktwitter
 
06deacon said:
Why do I need a 7 year old mowing the lawn or a 4 year old taking out the trash? Where do they take it? My 4 year old is shorter than the trash can. Plenty of other ways for little kids to get responsibility other than pushing down adult things.
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Start over, I guess.

Maybe they take a step stool to the trashcan? You either get (1) a less gargantuan trashcan, or (2) way better tall genes.

Look man, I can't tell you how to raise your kids. I don't want to and I shouldn't. However, if your kids are gonna get in the fast lane to banging Juice's mom on the regular, they are gonna have to toughen up. That woman is a wild ride, and you gotta be able to keep the saddle long enough to bust a nut. Think about that when you're just soft-pitching your 4 year old on taking out the trash. Think of Juice's mom.
 
my dad defs is a sports board reader, and I do wonder if he ever makes it over to this board whenever I see some of these knight posts
 
Wonder how many twins there are that have been permanently mistaken for each other because mom or dad got confused once and it just stuck? Surely that's happened, right?
 
Why the hell does the Pit fantasy football league need two threads wil the exact same posts by Screamindemon3 ?
 
bmoneydeac said:
Wonder how many twins there are that have been permanently mistaken for each other because mom or dad got confused once and it just stuck? Surely that's happened, right?
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That's why you gotta use a Sharpie on them.
 
WRS said:
Not sure I’ve ever made my bed in my life. Definitely not voluntarily. Our cleaners do it when they come every 2 weeks but that’s it. Hate those trash LinkedIn “articles” that are always like “you’ll be a zillionaire if you just make your bed every morning!”. No you won’t, you’ll just be the same idiot with a made bed.
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those "13 habits of extremely successful people" always kill me

EVERY BILLIONAIRE
wakes up at 2 am and does kettlebells
takes 141 micronaps per day
eats exclusively kelp
 
bmoneydeac said:
Wonder how many twins there are that have been permanently mistaken for each other because mom or dad got confused once and it just stuck? Surely that's happened, right?
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If I ever have identical twins, I'm going to have a little dot tattooed on one, just for this reason. It's definitely happened, and probably a decent amount.
 
bmoneydeac said:
Wonder how many twins there are that have been permanently mistaken for each other because mom or dad got confused once and it just stuck? Surely that's happened, right?
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yeah you got 2 naked babies there getting bathed how can you tell
 
had high school buddies that were identical twins

parents confessed to not being 100% sure there wasn't an early switch
 
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