Old School Nintendo Mafia Signup Thread - Closed - Banter Open

[deacvision7]

Drank too much gin in college, haven't really dabbled since.

Exact opposite for me. I had 0 gin in college.

What an IDIOT I was.

 

[deacvision7]

Sure, but she’s not a mafia player.

Can my wife come? She doesn’t internet besides twitter.

You drive a hard bargain. But yes.

 

[bym051d]

Well now I have tentative plans for 2021/22.

 

[mako1331]

My wife goes to bed 2 hours earlier than me and I have to watch movies with closed captioning on or risk being murdered.

 

[Gooner]

My wife goes to bed 2 hours earlier than me and I have to watch movies with closed captioning on or risk being murdered.

Why not watch them in a different room

 

[mako1331]

Why not watch them in a different room

Oh man. This guy definitely isn’t married yet. Poor, sweet gooner.

I do. That is to prevent the sound from carrying from the living room to our bedroom down the hall and risk awakening the sleeping giant.

 

[mako1331]

I’m watching Rio Bravo, and a couple of beers in I can’t figure out who I’d rather bone during their prime, Ricky Nelson or Ricky Martin.

 

[TownieDeac]

I think I’d have more fun in the sack with Gail Simmons than with Padma Lakshmi

 

[Gooner]

I think I’d have more fun in the sack with Gail Simmons than with Padma Lakshmi

I disagree with you but it's splitting hairs honestly

 

[DeacdeTejas]

I’m watching Rio Bravo, and a couple of beers in I can’t figure out who I’d rather bone during their prime, Ricky Nelson or Ricky Martin.

Lol

Rio Bravo is great though

 

[Gaterrapin]

I think I’d have more fun in the sack with Gail Simmons than with Padma Lakshmi

no. My ex wife is a Gail Simmons clone and it was good but not great. On a bad night Padma oozes great sex.

 

[romanovKU]

I’m more of an Ina Garten fan myself. Back to Basics bby

 

[DaDeacs]

I think I’d have more fun in the sack with Gail Simmons than with Padma Lakshmi

This isnt a bad take - Gail seems like she's more fun.

 

[JManslow]

Tom is a bottom

 

[Gaterrapin]

I’m more of an Ina Garten fan myself. Back to Basics bby

LOL Rommy likes the fatties

 

[Gaterrapin]

Tom is a bottom

the bottomingest

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

I wonder if anyone has ever downgraded more from wife to wife than Salman Rushdie.

 

[gouda]

Makes you wonder

 

[JManslow]

People really sleep on how many drugs The Weeknd and Bella Hadid do on a regular basis. I feel like they’re first ballot coke HOFers.

 

[Gooner]

People really sleep on how many drugs The Weeknd and Bella Hadid do on a regular basis. I feel like they’re first ballot coke HOFers.

The 1970's and 80's NBA would like to have a word