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Chat Thread: Cheatin' TKory !!!!!

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BeachBumDeac said:
Where does Ben McKenzie from Junebug fit in?

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Oh shit, that's one of my two go-to hats. Really helps me fit in here in Trump country
 
How does anyone stand living in Trump country?
 
bragging on my sister in the Coast Guard a bit. not sure if you remember the car carrier ship that capsized in Brunswick, GA last(?) year. but now they're finally cutting it up in chunks to haul away. sent this article to her yesterday and she was like yeah I created the model for how they would get this done. https://jalopnik.com/a-chain-just-cut-through-a-capsized-cargo-ship-filled-w-1845784581

she also was there in the days after it first capsized and was able to pinpoint based on the design of the ship where survivors trapped inside were most likely to be, and they were able to go in and find the missing people safe.
 
I'm sure the PC police will cite me for this take, but the GMC holiday commercial really grinds my gears. Homeboy buys $120,000+ of vehicles, and the woman just immediately demands the truck he bought for himself. Thanks for the Apple watch though I guess.

 
I never get the ads where someone just surprises their spouse with a car. Does that really happen in real life?
 
It grinds my gears too, but it's because it is clear that neither of them need the truck.
 
Shooshmoo said:
It grinds my gears too, but it's because it is clear that neither of them need the truck.
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That's a weird take. How do you know so clearly what they need after seeing 10 seconds of their life? What does "need" mean, anyway? Do I need the car I drive? Or the golf clubs I use? Or whatever... Sorry, got carried away for a second there, don't mind me...
 
I mean the point of the commercial is that even the SUV is manly enough for dudes
 
knight, I thought of you this morning when I was reading about giraffes and learned that 94% of giraffe sex is male-on-male gay sex
 
scooter84 said:
That's a weird take. How do you know so clearly what they need after seeing 10 seconds of their life? What does "need" mean, anyway? Do I need the car I drive? Or the golf clubs I use? Or whatever... Sorry, got carried away for a second there, don't mind me...
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I can tell by their home, ages, looks and outfits. They don't need pickup truck. They're a Tesla couple.

And you're a Top Flight golf clubs guy.
 
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BarcaDeac said:
by choice or are do they confuse the genders
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kinda reminds me of the homoeroticism of male sports

We don’t know why the giraffe looks as it does. Until relatively recently, its neck was explained in the way Darwin suggested: the ‘competing browsers hypothesis’ posits, commonsensically, that competition from browsers such as impala and kudu encouraged the gradual lengthening of the neck, allowing it to reach food the others couldn’t. Recently, though, it has been shown that giraffes spend relatively little time browsing at full height, and the longer-necked individuals are more likely to die in times of famine. It is possible that it gives males an advantage when they engage in ‘necking’ – swinging their necks against one another, seemingly to establish dominance. (There will surely be more to discover about necking, too, in years to come: it often leads to sexual activity between the warring males. Indeed, most sex between giraffes is homosexual: in one study, same-sex male mounting counted for 94 per cent of all sexual behaviour observed.) Whatever its reason, the neck comes at a price. Each time a giraffe dips down to drink, legs splayed, the blood rushes to its brain; as it bends, the jugular vein closes off blood to the head, to stop it fainting when it straightens up again. Even when water is plentiful, they drink only every few days. It is a dizzying thing, being a giraffe.
 
tigerswood said:
Wait what? I'd guess like 90% of Yukon/Denali owners are male. Why would they need to sell that?
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not all marketing is trying to find new audiences, but it can seek to reinforce what exists

I take it as the point being: truck or SUV, you're good either way
 
BarcaDeac said:
I never get the ads where someone just surprises their spouse with a car. Does that really happen in real life?
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I feel we have had this conversation before. The conclusion was its insane, a massive purchase with zero input. The only way that it would appear realistic would be trophy wife that does nothing and getting a car from her husband because he makes all the decision, especially financial.
 
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I was thinking about surprising my wife this Christmas with a Tesla Model 3 (she wants one), but didn't feel comfortable considering we're not even done with our new home renovation/haven't decided if we're gonna rent/sell the current place. Way too much going on personally/financially.
 
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