I live in a Condo/Apartment in St. Pete just across the bridge from Tampa. I've noticed several times a younger (20's) woman on the balcony caddy corner from mine. We've spoken a couple times and she is very attractive...oddly attractive and too young to be able to afford a place like this IMO, but what do I know. Couple times i;'ve seen her on the balcony in VERY sheer clothing and the lighting in their unit is odd. But it's Tampa..maybe she's just headed to the pool or something.
A week ago i had to pick up a package in the package room. all packages are sorted in an area by floor. as I'm rummaging through packages you see peoples names..tim, donna, mercedes. One i noticed was Nika Venom. So i said "well Windy" i refer to myself as Windy "let's check the unit number." and sure enough Nika is the woman from the balcony.
So I got back to my apartment, googled Nika Venom, and yep...you guessed it. Pornhub..first search result.
Tampa Bay is quite the area...
Pretty sure my MIL "baptized" my daughter (and maybe son) behind our backs.My father-in-law is still pretty religious (catholic) and my wife says if we ever have kids that his side of the family will absolutely try to do anything they can to baptize the child so it avoids going to purgatory/hell. But obviously we both agree that will never happen.
We all worship in our own way.i have to say i feel a little bad about sprinkling that story in amongst the Church thread
To be fair, promise rings are for children. (High school)On the way home today I passed a pawn shop that was advertising “promise rings $199 and below”. A true gesture of everlasting love and commitment.
It’s prom seasonTo be fair, promise rings are for children. (High school)
I honestly love his style.If you give my son a cookie, he will cry until he also gets a cookie in his other hand. Then he smiles and runs around eating cookies out of both hands.
I like the cut of his jib. Less the cookies, more the double fisting.If you give my son a cookie, he will cry until he also gets a cookie in his other hand. Then he smiles and runs around eating cookies out of both hands.
Am I your sonIf you give my son a cookie, he will cry until he also gets a cookie in his other hand. Then he smiles and runs around eating cookies out of both hands.
But what if you give a mouse a cookie?If you give my son a cookie, he will cry until he also gets a cookie in his other hand. Then he smiles and runs around eating cookies out of both hands.