What if you give a pig a hot dog ?
Now to serious stuff. Is anyone else wanting WCD to start his own version of penthouse letters?
Best part about going to other people’s peasant churches is loudly saying “trespassers” while they say “debtors”.if you ain't forgiving debtors you ain't shit
Best part about going to other people’s peasant churches is loudly saying “trespassers” while they say “debtors”.
Landlords vs tenantsyou know it's a peasant church when they're more worried about trespassing than actual debts
Pigs need hot dogs too.What if you give a pig a hot dog ?
Windy would like to share stories about orlando.There’s a picture in a Richard Scarry book of a group of pigs chowing down on a big hot dog and it’s pretty fucked up
Not totally the same, but like 6-7 years ago one of our best friends was picked up by a fake Uber and assaulted. I've been really diligent about checking the plates on rideshares since, but apparently this guy had the Uber decals and everything and I get how you'd think it's your ride when it's dark out, you've had a few drinks, and some generic Toyota or Honda is pulling up.Holy f'ing shit. While waiting on my kid to brush his teeth before heading to the bus stop I checked my email that I did not check yesterday afternoon and see this
OFFICERS INVESTIGATE SUSPICIOUS BUSES ATTEMPTING TO PICK UP CHILDREN
2 different fake busses in the NOVA area tried to pick up kids.
When asked about the content on the server, Cookout did not deny that there are members who have far right and racist views. He went on to described the community as "a bunch of s--- posters" who are "clinically online and spend way too much time on the internet.
If you give my son a cookie, he will cry until he also gets a cookie in his other hand. Then he smiles and runs around eating cookies out of both hands.
What if you give a pig a hot dog ?
This reminds me of when my older kid tried to sneak a beer. Opened it, took a sip and put it back in the fridge, then denied it. Totally straight faced gas lighted me "Are you sure you didn't open it and forget? Sometimes you're pretty forgetful."At some point yesterday, my 4yo son took a tupperware full of cookies out of the pantry, opened it, and took single bites out of 3 different cookies (all different varieties) and then put everything away.
When I discovered this last night, I couldn't help but laugh. I had to teach him that if he's going to "sneak a treat" then he needs to finish the whole cookie and not just take bites. We know what his small bites look like. I even took one of the cookies and held it up to his mouth to show him that it was clearly him... The tooth marks and size of the bites were a perfect match.
In the end, he didn't even deny it.
"I just wanted to try each of them to see which one I liked best."
I mean...i see nothing wrong with this.At some point yesterday, my 4yo son took a tupperware full of cookies out of the pantry, opened it, and took single bites out of 3 different cookies (all different varieties) and then put everything away.
When I discovered this last night, I couldn't help but laugh. I had to teach him that if he's going to "sneak a treat" then he needs to finish the whole cookie and not just take bites. We know what his small bites look like. I even took one of the cookies and held it up to his mouth to show him that it was clearly him... The tooth marks and size of the bites were a perfect match.
In the end, he didn't even deny it.
"I just wanted to try each of them to see which one I liked best."