Liability question: paying someone to blow leaves off roof

[Deacsfan27]

I feel like this is why I pay a premium for umbrella liability insurance.

Yeah - it's a super inexpensive way to get $1M worth of liability on top of your home insurance. I recommend it to anybody to owns a home.

 

[deacdiggler]

mako how much would you charge

 

[BeachBumDeac]

mako how much would you charge

$100, but he'll knock it down to $50 if you let him do it without a shirt on

 

[BeachBumDeac]

Another $10 off if you tell him how nice he looks

 

[mako1331]

mako how much would you charge

You? A beer and a handshake.

 

[thatguy2016]

hand "shake"

 

[PhDeac]

I swear to God lawyers are some of the most stubborn people on the planet. They will pick a fight just to try to validate their own self worth, get told how stupid their argument is, and then double right down on it.

That’s the job. Lawyers get paid to make up an argument and defend the hell out of it.

I got a kick out of a lawyer saying they’re the only lawyer on this board to do some specific but not particularly unique lawyer shit.

 

[Wakeforest22890]

"Professors get paid to pontificate about a topic and then never admit they're wrong."

I mean you can dwindle that down to any profession if you try hard enough

 

[BeachBumDeac]

Numbers man you don’t have to defend lawyers anymore. You got out. You’re one of the lucky ones

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Numbers man you don’t have to defend lawyers anymore. You got out. You’re one of the lucky ones

No, I have to. We make up arguments and then defend the hell out it.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

I swear to God lawyers are some of the most stubborn people on the planet. They will pick a fight just to try to validate their own self worth, get told how stupid their argument is, and then double right down on it.

I try really hard not to be that kind of lawyer. I hope that myself deprecating humor demonstrates that. Lawyers are really fucking insufferable the general rule.

 

[Deacsfan27]

Wine shop managers get paid to recommend more expensive wines and never admit that a $20 Pinot tastes the same as a $100 Pinot.

 

[Wakeforest22890]

I try really hard not to be that kind of lawyer. I hope that myself deprecating humor demonstrates that. Lawyers are really fucking insufferable the general rule.

100%

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Doofus probably out here drinking Meiomi.

 

[Deacsfan27]

Doofus probably out here drinking Meiomi.

If I knew what that was I might be offended.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

Another $10 off if you tell him how nice he looks

Yeah, but who's going to watch my wife while I'm fucking his mother?

 

[Deacsfan27]

Yeah, but who's going to watch my wife while I'm fucking his mother?

Who watches the watchers?

 

[WindyCityDeac]

i'm a sales director. We don't try to be right. We just try to be directionally correct

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Man if you get downvoted by Biff and Numbers on the same post you basically have to delete your account. Sorry Deacsfan27, I do not make the rules

 

[Wakeforest22890]

If I knew what that was I might be offended.

Get fucked smurf.