Good business expressions

[Kory]

Force multiplier

first time I read this was from military sources are businesses using it now lol

 

[TownieDeac]

“In the current insurance climate”

 

[TownieDeac]

Heard my first ever actual good business expression yesterday: “not my monkey, not my circus.”

Brilliant.

 

[deacdiggler]

huh, we have that on a dish towel

 

[DeaconCav06]

Heard my first ever actual good business expression yesterday: “not my monkey, not my circus.”

Brilliant.

My standard response when my mom asks about my wife’s family.

 

[Biff Tannen]

My favored monkey expression is "Looks like a monkey fucking a football" in reference to somebody making awkward movements.

 

[deacdiggler]

https://y.yarn.co/cb99e904-cb9d-4c59-bb9e-4d971c0d77d1.mp4

 

[DeacinBama]

Heard my first ever actual good business expression yesterday: “not my monkey, not my circus.”

Brilliant.

Didn‘t realize this is business related. It’s a go-to for me when people complain about my ex.

 

[19deac92]

I've learned quite a few during my time in the Army. One of my favorites is "Your urgency is not my emergency." Another is "We are pole-vaulting over mouse turds."

 

[WRS]

Sure this has been mentioned but any version of “I wear a lot of different hats” is just the absolute worst.

 

[Toogs]

The double click thing in the op would send me off the reservation, which you are not allowed to say

 

[WindyCityDeac]

Sure this has been mentioned but any version of “I wear a lot of different hats” is just the absolute worst.

i worked with a guy who would introduce himself on video that way by wearing...a lot of different hats stacked on his head.

I felt bad for his wife

 

[wakegrrl]

i worked with a guy who would introduce himself on video that way by wearing...a lot of different hats stacked on his head.

I felt bad for his wife

And that reminded me of what was one of my son's favorite books as a kid:

 

[BarcaDeac]

And that reminded me of what was one of my son's favorite books as a kid:
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We have my old copy and my son likes it too

 

[wakegrrl]

"Lunch and learn."

Lunching and learning should be two different things. If it's not important, then don't offer the training. If it is important, don't offer it during lunch and expect people to attend.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

"Lunch and learn."

Lunching and learning should be two different things. If it's not important, then don't offer the training. If it is important, don't offer it during lunch and expect people to attend.

So this may be a sales thing...but Lunch and Learns always included a big ass catered lunch. So people wanted to go....

 

[wakegrrl]

So this may be a sales thing...but Lunch and Learns always included a big ass catered lunch. So people wanted to go....

That is definitely not a state government thing or a public higher ed thing.

 

[WRS]

i worked with a guy who would introduce himself on video that way by wearing...a lot of different hats stacked on his head.

I felt bad for his wife

Good god

 

[WindyCityDeac]

That is definitely not a state government thing or a public higher ed thing.

yeah....had a feeling.
I suppose drinking at them is frowned upon also?

 

[PhDeac]

That is definitely not a state government thing or a public higher ed thing.

Brown bag lunch lectures are definitely a higher ed thing.