CT 2024.2: Windy opines on exes

[Donkey Deac Doug]

I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first week was the hardest.

 

[DeaconCav06]

Tough to pick one style as it varies based on what I want to accompany the eggs. I’d say in a vacuum: over medium

Hot sauce is my answer for everything condiment related.

Ideal egg dish is over easy eggs on top of chilaquiles verdes.

 

[Strickland33]

i have not.... figured i'd grab lunch with her this weekend or something.
Welp

tbf, you're moving to take care of your folks

she's not gonna be happy about you leaving, but she's gotta understand why you have to go

 

[deaconson]

I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first week was the hardest.

A little softer since?

 

[deaconson]

tbf, you're moving to take care of your folks

she's not gonna be happy about you leaving, but she's gotta understand why you have to go

And one trip up in winter will remind her she can't leave the weather in fla!

 

[tigerswood]

Another egg question:

Do you prefer your scrambled eggs French/euro style, soft and creamy, or American diner style more foldy. I'm by far the latter. The texture of the former sometimes makes me borderline ill, particularly if I've been drinking the night before.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Scrambled eggs, Hampton Inn style.

 

[BarcaDeac]

soft scrambled on toast with a little bit of bacon is ELIte

 

[Louis Gossett Jr]

Maybe she can come with and also be taken care of, Windy trades his spreadsheets and 14 hour workdays for eggs 6 ways and 24/7 in home care

 

[tigerswood]

soft scrambled on toast with a little bit of bacon is ELIte

Will agree with this. Soft scrambled is fine on toast.

 

[PhDeac]

Superlike. This is the way. What the hell else are you doing for 5 minutes while the meat’s searing, sauce reducing, broccoli steaming or whatever

People only cook one thing at a time?

 

[BeachBumDeac]

Honestly I’m usually sipping a beer and scrolling my phone during those 5 minutes

 

[BarcaDeac]

People only cook one thing at a time?

yeah everything from me cooking dinner up to eating it has to do with getting the meal ready, ain't no time to clean. and by that I mean if I just cooked meat in a pan I'm not cleaning that while it rests I'm moving on to other things to get the meal ready. I cook while I go if there's long downtime while stuff is cooking.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Please bring back subway vigilantes.

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

and just fucking wash the pan while it's hot

So key. I will occasionally reheat dirty pans to make them easier to clean.

 

[06deacon]

People only cook one thing at a time?

Sure people cook multiple things at a time. But you’re lying if there aren’t a few moments where you’re waiting on whatever. I use those moments for washing things.

 

[PhDeac]

Sure people cook multiple things at a time. But you’re lying if there aren’t a few moments where you’re waiting on whatever. I use those moments for washing things.

There are a few moments. But usually not enough to finish cleaning all the dishes from the day unless I’m doing the whole meal in the oven.

 

[06deacon]

There are a few moments. But usually not enough to finish cleaning all the dishes from the day unless I’m doing the whole meal in the oven.

I found your issue

 

[Biff Tannen]

Yeah, you do all the dishes before you start making dinner.

 

[deacdiggler]

Just got an invite to a “antisemitism in the workplace workshop” and I just feel like we don’t need this training