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Bidets

birdman said:
My house came with a full stand alone bidet in the bathroom right next to the toilet. I don’t have much to say about using it, it’s fine, it works. The only problem is that when it was installed, the drain was set up as a straight line into the sewer line and septic system. So there is no p-trap or s-tarp, just a straight line into the sewer and when it rains heavily, septic gas back flows into the bathroom. The whole bathroom stinks and sometimes the whole masters suit. It’s fucking gross. I should ask blue how to fix it.
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@Deaconblue

i think this sounds like a death trap and you need it fixed immediately

also, does this mean you have to get naked to use this thing? that sounds like a lot of trouble.
 
Have one, love it. Just one of the cheap $20 models you tap into the cold water feed line.
 
I really liked the one at our hotel in Tokyo. It was heated, sang to you, had different pulse/vibrating settings. I'm actually kind of surprised I haven't bought one for home.
 
birdman said:
My house came with a full stand alone bidet in the bathroom right next to the toilet. I don’t have much to say about using it, it’s fine, it works. The only problem is that when it was installed, the drain was set up as a straight line into the sewer line and septic system. So there is no p-trap or s-tarp, just a straight line into the sewer and when it rains heavily, septic gas back flows into the bathroom. The whole bathroom stinks and sometimes the whole masters suit. It’s fucking gross. I should ask blue how to fix it.
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To state the obvious, you need a trap installed in the drain line so that nasty sewer gas doesn't get in your bathroom. Most bidets drain down, so you would need to have it removed and the trap installed below it.
 
wfudkn said:
I really liked the one at our hotel in Tokyo. It was heated, sang to you, had different pulse/vibrating settings. I'm actually kind of surprised I haven't bought one for home.
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Seems irresponsible to have a sex dungeon without one.
 
So after you hose out your bunghole, is there a subsequent quickdry blast of heat like the final few seconds in the carwash? Or do you have to hang out for a while to airdry? Or do you just go about your day with artificial swampass?
 
2&2 Slider To Leyritz said:
So after you hose out your bunghole, is there a subsequent quickdry blast of heat like the final few seconds in the carwash? Or do you have to hang out for a while to airdry? Or do you just go about your day with artificial swampass?
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The nicer models will have a heated air-dry option, yes.
 
my biggest concern is i'm going to like it so much i'll never leave the throne.

honestly as often as i shit...this seems like a no brainer for me
 
WindyCityDeac said:
my biggest concern is i'm going to like it so much i'll never leave the throne.

honestly as often as i shit...this seems like a no brainer for me
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yeah, it's honestly a game changer, the worst part about traveling is leaving my bidet(s) behind
 
cookoutdeac said:
yeah, it's honestly a game changer, the worst part about traveling is leaving my bidet(s) behind
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Pops said that this weekend. We went to Wilmington this weekend, I sat for 2 days to get a half sleeve and we visited with my cousin.
 
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