Bidets

[WindyCityDeac]

Since I started taking fiber on the regular, my strategy has changed greatly. I wake up, do the deed, then hop in the shower and use the detachable shower head to douche myself. It was easier to do that than purchase a bidet IMO.

so you are standing in shit water

 

[Screamindemon3]

I get mud butt a whole lot. Just wipe and smear. So this will essentially just pressure wash it off like caked mud on my driveway?

 

[Screamindemon3]

Yeah tbh if I'm at home I usually just get in the shower and run my hand through my crack 4 or 5 times with some water running down then smash any leftovers down the drain like a cheese grater

 

[pinochadeac]

Yes, and you will see the remnants in the bowl

 

[tsywake]

so you are standing in shit water

Not at all, my shower has a drain. Plus, the extra fiber changes the texture of the deuce, which reduces the chances of mudbutt.

 

[BeachBumDeac]

if you have enough leftovers that you have to smush them through your shower grate then you are doing something (either diet or hygiene wise) very very very wrong

 

[deacfan78]

Yeah tbh if I'm at home I usually just get in the shower and run my hand through my crack 4 or 5 times with some water running down then smash any leftovers down the drain like a cheese grater

That is called the #WaffleStomp

 

[DeacinBama]

Since I started taking fiber on the regular, my strategy has changed greatly. I wake up, do the deed, then hop in the shower and use the detachable shower head to douche myself. It was easier to do that than purchase a bidet IMO.

Typical set up of most bathrooms I used in Dubai. It’s disconcerting initially because you’re trusting everyone else to be careful about what the nozzle touches, but it’s effective, more so than traditional bidet, IMO. Some public and all in-suite hotel bathrooms had TP and/or European-style bidets, but most had only this. Even wilder when you consider essentially all of their water is desalinated from the Persian Gulf.

 

[bym051d]

still waiting for an explanation here. if i'm getting a bhole blast standing up sounds like i need to be fully NEWD

 

[Deacfreak07]

Yeah tbh if I'm at home I usually just get in the shower and run my hand through my crack 4 or 5 times with some water running down then smash any leftovers down the drain like a cheese grater

Ye olde waffle stomp.

 

[Screamindemon3]

Typical set up of most bathrooms I used in Dubai. It’s disconcerting initially because you’re trusting everyone else to be careful about what the nozzle touches, but it’s effective, more so than traditional bidet, IMO. Some public and all in-suite hotel bathrooms had TP and/or European-style bidets, but most had only this. Even wilder when you consider essentially all of their water is desalinated from the Persian Gulf.

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I always thought that was for women, water pressure straight to the bean

 

[thatguy2016]

Typical set up of most bathrooms I used in Dubai. It’s disconcerting initially because you’re trusting everyone else to be careful about what the nozzle touches, but it’s effective, more so than traditional bidet, IMO. Some public and all in-suite hotel bathrooms had TP and/or European-style bidets, but most had only this. Even wilder when you consider essentially all of their water is desalinated from the Persian Gulf.

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yeah...I'm not trusting other dudes

 

[deacfan78]

Typical set up of most bathrooms I used in Dubai. It’s disconcerting initially because you’re trusting everyone else to be careful about what the nozzle touches, but it’s effective, more so than traditional bidet, IMO. Some public and all in-suite hotel bathrooms had TP and/or European-style bidets, but most had only this. Even wilder when you consider essentially all of their water is desalinated from the Persian Gulf.

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Would never use something like that unless it was at my house. What the hell!

 

[pinochadeac]

Here's how you poop in China. No TP anywhere! Just squat like a dog. Basically, don't get caught having to go outside the hotel.

 

[06deacon]

my typical #2 territory is in the basement which this time of year maintains a constant cold temperature like a wine fridge. I imagine a bidet installation there would result in a jet of ice water and that sounds extremely unpleasant.

 

[pinochadeac]

Or get the heated seat and heated water and you never go upstairs again

Here is a good one with all the necessary features: https://www.lowes.com/pd/TOTO-TOTO-...g-Elongated-Cotton-White-SW3084-01/5002000323

You get to $1k when you start opening and closing the lid.

 

[cookoutdeac]

my typical #2 territory is in the basement which this time of year maintains a constant cold temperature like a wine fridge. I imagine a bidet installation there would result in a jet of ice water and that sounds extremely unpleasant.

this is why i have a model with a heated seat/air dryer/water

eta pretty sure pinocha just linked the model i'm rockin' (or very close to it), but it's perfect for office in basement

 

[06deacon]

That’s a $500 toilet seat. Just making sure I’m seeing what you’re seeing.

 

[cookoutdeac]

That’s a $500 toilet seat. Just making sure I’m seeing what you’re seeing.

how much do you spend on toilet paper in a year my friend, this thing will pay for itself in no time

 

[cookoutdeac]

the pandemic tp crisis of 2020 was a nothingburger for us bidet-enjoyers