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Bro Talk: sweet freedom

How long were you actually single in college? Wifed up in college is definitely not bro.

Rating college years by level of getting laid (non-frat slant):

Junior year, study abroad: Doesn't get any better than this. Very attractive BU girls, Australian chicks that love Americans, and all the other study abroad kids from US and other countries living in our student apartment building.
Senior year: Every undergrad is either your age or younger, and you can capitalize on the bar scene. Even GDIs can capitalize as many sorority girls have "outgrown" the frats and the non-sorority girls are realizing their almost done with college and either want to have some fun or find that ring. And definitely a big plus living in Alaris and having a kickball team.
Junior year, not study abroad: No complaints. Had to find a few consistent things to fall back on. Time crunch of leaving for Australia 2nd semester created a great out for any accidentally formed relationships.
Freshman year: Simply the first month makes this entire year great. Prior to the girls realizing they need to keep up an image to get into a sorority, freshman year was just a huge version of Real World. Meeting a 1000+ similar people in a week is something you only get to experience once or twice in your lifetime.
Sophomore year: Two words: freshman girls. You don't have much as a sophomore dude but you have a year on every lame college freshman. Use it.

Haven't experienced senior year yet, but I would put sophomore year as number 1 so far, hands down. Freshmen girls are on the prowl for older guys. Sophomore girls... easy. Senior girls are sick of their own grade of guys by this point and start cougar-ing it up. The few junior girls that don't go abroad are fair game as well.
 
any of you bros ever dipped the wicket in a chick with a butt hole tattoo? it's a strong play. Honestly I'd be a little nervous. but I think I could do it.

ima put this here too in case it gets missed on the fla thred. Hope it's not haas

 
butt hole tats dude. lots of chicks have them now. probably gonna take a tattoo class so we can have a free butt hole tattoo stand at burning man. my artistic gift to the bm community.
 
butt hole tats dude. lots of chicks have them now. probably gonna take a tattoo class so we can have a free butt hole tattoo stand at burning man. my artistic gift to the bm community.

lots? srsly?

The stand is an excellent idea though.
 
also brasky, who has to find out you two did the naughty anyway? i'm sure she's not gonna go bragging to her ex about banging you anytime soon. unless she's cray or something.

Have you met your fellow scorned gender?
 
but seriously, why tell him? it would only hurt him anyway. i mean, of course she'll probably tell soooomeone so word could get out, but shouldn't be a huge deal.

because he broke up with her, and women are vindictive
 
I don't disagree with you. No doubt she'll tell her girlfriends, but unless she broadcasts it on Facebook he'll be fine. I'm just pointing out that chicks are more prone to go through with this revenge bang business.

They're more prone to cause girls have code if you break up with one of their girlfriends, but the broken up with girl can get any guy they want to have sex with them just by advertising they are available for sex, cause we'll sleep with 50% of the female population.
 
this might surprise some bros but im gonna go ahead and say that personally i am anti butt hole tatto. butt holes are like a sunset, in that they are beautiful but different every time you see it. You never know what your gonna get. a few clouds? beautiful pink and purple streaks? the legendary mythical green flash? a tattoo would cover up mother natures ever changing masterpiece with something permanent. that being said i think i have a lot to give artistically to the beautiful women that decide a butt hole tattoo is the way to go. I think my appreciation and respect for their butt holes will show in my work. plus I will be a specialist, so that should be comforting. only butt holes.
 
someone on our board posted a picture a facebook friend liked that was of her massive lower back/butthole tattoo. I thought I had posted it before. I'm not going to post it because of its obviously gruesome nature (and quite frankly its pretty fucking wild and creepy and weird) but I'll PM it around if you request it
 
BROS:

apparently my reputation at home hasn't been as sullied as I thought. I'm not joking you, multiple people are trying to get me set up with their daughters... and they aren't unattractive. should I give them all a shot, or do these chicks have issues
 
BROS:

apparently my reputation at home hasn't been as sullied as I thought. I'm not joking you, multiple people are trying to get me set up with their daughters... and they aren't unattractive. should I give them all a shot, or do these chicks have issues

Dont bring these pussy ass questions to the bro thread. Step your game up.
 
I mean it is a change of pace from meeting bar hoodrats.

I guess that is a girl thread post, I will seduce them all then dump them via text.
 
Manifest, I shall come down soon and we shall meet some cofc ho's and tag 'em.
 
Brasky if you don't fuck her I'm gonna kill myself. Fuck her for me bro!!

Also jdawg pm please
 
met a chick witH a bhole tat tonight. was telling the story as a joke and she fessed up. still in college at clemson. pretty hot but young and dumb. I think bhole tats are the new clit ring. supposedly hers is just flower petals around the outside not on the sphincter. she wouldn't show me but her friend swore it was true. don't think it was a troll but maybe
 
What do we know about dashionista? She just made a pretty cool post about day partying. Contender or pretender?

We're really getting down to the nitty gritty now in determining the official queen broad of the Pit.
 
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